Squirrel

Awwh cute :3

whazzup???

Thnx so much.

Dang, you've found me out.

We can participate in the our hunger games with armor and stuff! Also, we'll need an army for the rebellion that's bound to happen so...

Kristen Wiig is only the best!

Uk tv is better? Psh, even our revamps of your shows (the office for instance) are better then the originals! The USA has some good quality television if you know where to find it (just avoid disney channel type shows, soap operas and stereotypical sitcoms) Ever see Modern Family or The Simpsons or Friends or United States Of Tara or Avatar The Last Airbender or Firefly or CSI or The Walking Dead or Mad Men or That Seventies Show?

If not, what do you watch??????

I'd get one of those? I though only the super amazing special regular members got those. xD

Okay, well I'm going to hold you to that so if you don't...I'll cry ;w; bad things will happen like my tears of despair like destruction. Lots of destruction.

We could have a hunger games, and the prize is the vaccine! The only food is laced with drugs (even the wild game) and the only sponsor food is our original recipe of brownie (since we'd naturally expand over time) Perhaps the drug that is infused in everything is a new one, that way there is no competition whatsoever. Also, something I forgot to mention, the vaccine should only keep people protected for meh 4 months or so. That way, they're always in our pocket/it increases market value and gives s more money.


They have a guest host the show each week and then do a bunch of skits (all of them are live except a few digital shorts) they're pretty funny. Ever hear of Kristen Wiig? SNL!

Good call! Except, maybe not poison, (since that'll just kill them with no real symptoms and would probably stop them from eating them since they can't get to them (paralyzation or whatever)) but how about a virus? One of the symptoms would have to be death (eventually since otherwise no one will take the vaccine or bow to our will) and another could be increased appetite. I think we may need something stronger than nicotine, also. Heroine? Cocaine? Actually, cocaine might be easier to pass off, since comes from the same stuff chocolate does (I think)

I'm pretty sure she started her tv career with snl. So did Adam Sandler (even though I don't like him) And so did Amy Poehler! (she's the best! Ever see Parcs and Recreation?)

If we're going to take over the world, we need a plan. I think the first step is to start a brownie making factory (the brownies are laced with nicotine or something) We use money to buy the health inspectors etc. (Or you'll go to health inspector training and then inspect my brownies) Once our brownies are extremely popular amongst the public, you can start uh eating workers at the factory. And when everyone is addicted to our brownies, (we'll up the dosage of addiction drugs) we will threaten to stop making them (we'll be incredibly rich at the time) unless our demands are met. These demands include toppling any governments and destroying all resistance as well as observing us as the kings of the world. TA-DAH! :D

It's a live comedy show, it was pretty popular in America (its popularity has been declining over the years) but occasionally it's really funny, like that skit for instance. You should look it up (just type snl brownie husband tina fey)

Okay. Sounds fine to me. x3

Not really. I'm kind of glad for that though, since I need a break from, well, everything. Thank you though! ♥

Do they get angry and go big and green? D:,

Omg I want one :O It's the perfect "lets hit Ozzy" spoon.

*chases with a wooden spoon*

I guess...? Maybe. It sounds like a frightening place.

The 29th. Like Benito Mussolini. Same day.

Well I'm not even in school yet, but I think it's in October maybe?

Well, then they're just brownies, aren't they. I've made an army of cookie children before. They were incredibly fun to eat however. So sure, I'll join you in eating brownie people! :D

OMG! This totally reminds me of the snl skit, brownie husband! XD It's hilarious (and rather weird lol) Have you ever seen snl?

Wow. I didn't know Mr. Friendly Squirrel Loving Happy Cake was a cannibalistic torturer. That's a leeettle frightening lmao. XD
I think I'll pass on eating them (vegitarian) How about I eat the brownies, and you eat the people? :3

IKR! its so funny!

That would just make me wet :(

TOO GOOD. My brain isn't awake enough to come up with a witty response.