British Columbia - Warmest province, XD. Also home of the Rocky Mountains and the 2010 Olympics. ^^
Alberta - Beef country. Also the biggest exporter of US oil last time I checked.
Saskatchewan - Flat land. Also the landing ground for Russian spacecraft stuck on this side of the world.
Manitoba - That place between Saskatchewan and Ontario, with the oldest Canadian colony in the west.
Ontario - Where most of the people are. Toronto and Ottawa are here. ^^
Quebec - Old French territory. Most people speak French, and pure English signs are illegal.
New Brunswick - Home of the largest tides on the planet.
P.E.I. - A little island with red sand. Anne of Green Gables is from here. =D
Nova Scotia - Latin for New Scotland, this place has a good fishing industry.
Newfoundland - At GMT-3.5, this place'll get Platinum 30 minutes before anyone else in North America. =P
Nunavut, Yukon, and the Northwest Territories - In the far north, almost reaching the North Pole.
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