Winter Wonderland

Or you'll create some rebel Al Qaeda force and threaten to destory America.

Well way to be a kill joy, nothing says imagination like taking the CIA's side... >.>

Plot twist, spiders are my fetish (they are not, but I'm almost making a point here). I can convince them I'm a socially retarded gay person, they'll have to put me in a room full of women. :P

Unfortunately nothing can scare me. Except spiders. Those things are killers on wheels, I'd pee myself if I ever had to touch a spider.

Convince everyone I know that I suddenly joined a religion that fears attractive women and doesn't have a website so you can't look it up. Pfft, you have to think outside of the box.

If I was in the CIA I'd say I was terrified of being in a room with hot women that are all attracted to me. Loopholes brah, loopholes. :P

You are one lucky daughter of a biscuit maker. I'd envy you if I actually played Skyrim, but I still have to beat Dark Souls before I convince myself I'm a gaming master.

I was gonna lift today but it's raining men out there and I just heard thunder. D:

Lal u2.

I know, right? It's not my fault my candy is so delicious that they come into my house for it!

You'd better get rid of them, last time I had children in my house they put a restraining order on me and called me mean names like child kidnapper. D:

Are you saying kids sneak into your house...? o__O

... Ya know sometimes I worry about you... and sometimes I worry about the people around you. Make sure there are no kids within a 50 meter radius of you.

Are you... drugged right now?

If you die then the CIA will recruit me and I'll be so good that I'll be sent on a mission to defeat terrorists because of my skill but end up being bait in an operation and nearly die but with my skills wipe out the entire Taliban as well as the Nazis they were conspiring with before succumbing to a painfully quick death and nobody recognizes me as a national hero and Obama gets all the credit. And then you reswpawn but Stud cannot respawn because you cannot respawn a god.

And you don't have the slightest fear of OD'ing. You are one crazy woman, I'll give you that.

Well, you're a weird one so just take all the quils you got and maybe it'll knock you out

Okay, pretty sure sleep is essential if you wanna recover quickly :P

#gurldontgetmestartedonhashtags

Says the one who plans on maxing out 6 maps and connecting them all with eachother and doesn't even know if it will break the game or not.

You can't just leave them bland, that's boring D: