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Then again, upon closer inspection the Cuccos in TP are literally roosters, while they're chickens in all other games. xD (Implying chickens are evil, lol)

Don't tell Toony either, or else you'll never see Ganon take a selfie again. xD

How the heck did you manage to accomplish THAT?! xD If and ONLY IF you do, bring Furball back! xD

Fiiine. I was going to ask for dog food but hey.

Happy? xD

Maybe that's because they're OP as heck. Aonuma, pls nerf. xD
(Oh, wait. He DID nerf them... in Twilight Princess, lol.)

Man, that's genius. Even I would never have thought of that. xD

If anything, just bring back Hybrid. Don't do it!

Well hello there! I'm doing pretty well, how have you been?

Well, I'm sure that's better than Toony controlling himself. xD
Last time I checked, AIs (CPUs) are idiots. So yeah, Toony would have it pretty rough. xD

I think it's the same guy. xD
No matter, though. I literally just see them as Toony and Ganon, haha.

Aw, man. Don't. You. Dare. Make. Another. Account. xD

Anyways, I gotta go for now. I'm just glad that we got this conversation booted up again. xD

See ya!

But what if Toony is incompetent? He needs an expert player to get him out of that horde of Cuccos. xD

By saying that, you just forced me to post Toony's sequel to that selfie. xD
https://twitter.com/Linkstagram/status/426800653969534976/

Oh, lol. But again, he wouldn't be able to get out of that grave if you don't remember his password. xD

A scene? How about experiencing it for yourself by actually having to play through those Cuccos? xD But yeah, potential idea indeed.

Really? Last time I checked, everyone (in the comments) was burning in agony after seeing that selfie. xD
Note: I'm oblivious to any sarcasm that you may have intended. xD

Well, being in a seven-year slumber isn't exactly the same thing as being dead. xD
Unless, of course, Hybrid is trying to pull off that cliche "resurrection plotline" from Zelda II. (Obviously, that's never gonna work if you forgot the password to his account. xD)

Looool, I never realized that the Deku Leaf puts itself away. xD
Man, I just wish Cuccos were in Wind Waker. If anything, that would make the game feel more complete. xD

Okay, last one for now (this is actually the best Ganon post ever):
https://twitter.com/Instaganon/status/426608338667728896/

Chill out. Hybrid's dead. xD

...O_o
Now that you put it like that, it's confusingly true. o.e

Here, take a look:
https://twitter.com/Linkstagram/status/469306402104549376/photo/1
xD

Also, here's one of Ganon's:
https://twitter.com/Instaganon/status/448552821575909376

(The Ganon one is pretty priceless. xD)

Not really, all we ever talked about was... um, actually, he did all the talking, and I had to listen to him ranting about Furball and plotting Furball's demise. xD

True... only Toony can somehow let a frozen statue ride on him. xD
Heck, I bet birds can fly on him too, lol.

I'm talking about the dock. xD
Ah, in that case I might try to look for one myself.

Lol, he makes a lot of snarky statuses that make fun of Ganon. Whenever that happens, Ganon tries to retaliate, but he sucks too badly at arguing. xD (Also, Ganon speaks in all caps, lol.)

Oh, gawd. Not him again. xD

Ah, I see. Glad it got better!

Really? I thought it was a frozen statue, but I could be wrong. xD

Well, in that case it doesn't really sound like a must-buy after all. xD

Do it! He actually has real followers. xD Not to mention, he made an account for Ganon too, just so he could post comments and get burned even harder by Toony. xD

Lol, it had zero posts and I couldn't reply to it. >_>

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What's up? xD

The reason why I thought of him getting a Moblin is because of this:

LOOOL, I can imagine that too! xD
Heck, what if he gets a Moblin instead of a horse? xD

Yeah... that, or a charging station, if those even exist. xD

Me neither, lol. But like, it looks so legit even though it's just Toony posting statuses and selfies. xD

Ah, gotcha! (Sorry, again. >_>) See you!

Sorry for holding you up, man. This time it wasn't the internet. xD

Epona's body would have to be awfully small, if you think about it. xD

Oh, that's true! xD Now I need to find a solution to its reliance on battery power.

Oh, because I randomly found that picture from "Linkstagram" (yes, Toon Link has an instagram account xD), and I thought it was a feature of SSB4 Wii U or something. xD

Holy, crap. My internet literally just derped out, sorry about that. >_>

I can't even imagine Toony riding on a horse, especially if you consider his stubby legs and all. xD

Nice, that'd be even better if it works with Project M as well.

LOL! Just look up "Top Hat Toon Link." I think it came from a New 3DS commercial.

Hmm, well since Toony is always associated with some kind of transportation, they could give him his own Hyrule Field for once. xD
Also, Toon Epona. xD

I'd be down for a Link-themed controller! =P
It would be great to have both, but doesn't the adapter come with the game anyways? Or was it some bundle, I can't remember. xD

Haha, that's true. Hmm... ooh! I have a topic!
This:

Haha, that's what I would have called it, but top-down perspective is still third person as well, is it not? xD
But yeah, another Toony game with a full control scheme like WW would be worth a lot of hype, that's for sure.

Man, that makes me need the Wii U version just so I can use an actual controller. Remember those pro controller thingies that you brought up a while back? I might end up importing one of those. xD

Ah, gotcha. xD Same here.

Also, right now is a great example of my blandness kicking in, so when in doubt, just bring up a new topic. xD
It (almost) always works, lol.

I actually hope that the next Zelda game on the New 3DS will have the OoT/MM/WW/TP/SS perspective, rather than being top-down. (Jeez, what do you even call that? Back perspective? xD)

Yeah, me too. You can still do smash attacks if you're gentle, but it sure is easy to get carried away. xD

(By the way, isn't it like SUPER late over there? Losing too much sleep is not good for your health. Unless, of course, you just woke up super early. =P)

Yeah, I really liked Wind Waker's camera control, but Twilight Princess nerfed it because you know... they had to compromise between two different control schemes. xD (Or at least, that's what I'm assuming.)

Really? If so, that'd be extremely good news. I absolutely need the C-Stick to pull of some tech skill, like the DACUS (sliding up-smash). And of course, I've heard tons of people breaking their circle pads because they went too hard with their smash attacks. xDDD