HOLY SMOKE!
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Anyway, I got this off of YouTube, but:
Link (With Zora Mask): Yo!
Zora: Nice try. You're too short to be a Zora.
*Link runs home crying*
Link (With Goron Mask): Yo!
Goron: WHAT? Are you trying to trick me, you MOTHER #&@$ING <>=+%
*Link runs home crying*
Link (With Gerudo Mask): Yo!
Gerudo: If you're a Gerudo, then I'm Michael Jackson!
*Link runs home crying*
Saria: Yo! You can stick to being a Kokiri. Oh, wait. You're a total queer without a fairy.
Link: ...WAAAAAH!
XD