Lol, they sure know how to pick their times. The IRC channel was getting trolled a bit too. The guy c+p'ed the first paragraph or so of what he wrote in LeSabre's fic and ended up flooding himself out twice. He quit out the third time, so I don't know what's going on now.
I've been doing a little bit of stalking, and there's a bit too much bawwing over threads being closed. Seriously, they don't seem to realize why it was closed. They just think you're being mean or something. And that is ridiculous.
Anyway, I hope you are able to deal with this and don't go crazy and kill us all or something. Long, awkward-sounding sentences ftw.