Well, there is no need to get so defensive- I was just commenting that, well, America has other mass sports, and European football is rarely followed there. It's always nice to see someone interested on it.
The vast majority of the Premier matches are fun and entertaining. If you ever come to Spain, I highly advise you to watch a match involving two of the top 8 teams, specially if one of them is in the top 4, otherwise you might find really boring craps. I can assure it, I check the commentaries about all the matches every week (journalism student here).
And well, I know hundreds of ignorant, arrogant and self-righteous Europeans :C It's a common disease everywhere.