I need to advertise my tasty dream bits more. Or not. I'm not sure how that would work.
Also, my browser has a habit of taking whatever text I paste and putting it automatically into my search bar. So I had the chance to search the Internet for the phrase "Your dreams are tasty. :(" I don't want to imagine the results.
So...Sims! I started a whole new neighborhood too. It's called Polonius, and it's full of weird gay Sims. I swear. Every single sim in that neighborhood is gay with the exception of four. Actually, it's mostly my male sims that are all falling over one another. (I blame my naming theme. I have way more male names than female, unfortunately, so that explains half of it. I don't know about the rest.) But the Wiggin males all have sims following them around thinking they're hot.
Yeah, I obviously have the Wiggins running around another neighborhood. This makes eight different neighborhoods. Let me tell you about one in particular, named Helicon. (Thank you Asimov.)
There are a few hacks for the Sims 2 that I have: InTeen (which allows for Adults and Teenagers to have relations, and for Teens to WooHoo and have babbies) and Autonomous Casual Romance (which allows the sims to take their relationships in their own hands). To test these hacks out, I built a spare neigborhood and plopped down a house with two Andy sims (one adult, one teenager) and two Angel sims (one adult, one teenager).
The two Andys (Andies like the mints?) are in a relationship. Then my OTP senses starting tingling, and now the house is full of love. Everyone is together and it's funny to watch them all fight over the beds as they try to WooHoo one another. No babies though, because that might get confusing. o_O Though the Andies have the memory of "Had first kiss with Andrew" which is hilarious to read.
But back to Polonius. I restarted the Wiggin legacy with Andy and Angel as toddlers and played through their lives and then hacked their children into existence. So Scotty made a return. I forgot how awkward he is as a teenager. (And how stupid he is as a child. He once danced next to Andy's dirty toilet.) And instead of hacking him pregnant, I'm skipping the pregnancies and giving him the kids he's had before. (I never got past generation 3 yet of the legacy. Baw.) But I can't have Scotty be alone, so I got him a boyfriend.
An alien boyfriend. :o I downloaded him from someone else, but finding a good picture of him was difficult, so you get one of my own. Here he is being flirted with. He's obviously the green one. His name's Telesto.
He's the reason Scotty got arrested. Since teenagers can sneak out of the house if they have friends (explains why Andy never did lulz), Scotty really wanted to sneak out with Telesto. Like, these two were all over one another (Thanks to ACR) and Scotty told me twice that he wanted to sneak out. And still, what Scotty wants, Scotty gets. He sneaked (snuck? o_o) out of the house under the "watchful" eye of his older brother Stevie.
Then returned home a few hours later in handcuffs. I lol'd so much at him. The cop was all like "Why do Scott's parents suck so much?" It is Andy and Angel.
To further talk about ACR and Andy and Angel, ACR screwed me over. Currently in my game, generation three is running around. (Scotty and his older brothers Stephen and Alvin have a child each, and Ender [Scott's twin brother] has three children...with a man named Scot.) But Andy and Angel decided to WooHoo twice in the space of five minutes. They WooHoo'd, slept a bit, WooHoo'd again, and Andy ran off to puke in the toilet. I thought that meant the WooHoo was bad, but instead I found out he was pregnant. And he was a week from becoming older and unable to have children. :( So now the youngest kid of generation two will be younger than generation three.
Now I know why Angel is an alcoholic. Every time I send a sim to the dance club, Angel's at the bar the entire time.
I just realized that I haven't really talked about my sims in over a year. That needs to be rectified. I have quite a few good-looking ones now. I'll start working on a who's who list. Because there is Al, and most of the time Al beats out Scotty as my favorite sim ever. (Okay, who am I kidding. I have pictures of Alvin on my phone so I can show my coworkers. I have officially crossed that line and I can't return.)
Next on my list of things to tell you: working at Ghetto Right! :D We recently had employee satisfaction survey meetings. I think that says it all.
Holy crap this thing is long