God Of The New World

I'll wait until I kill someone, and then I'll write one. Duh!

What part of I declined it already didn't you quite grasp? lol it's not like it's still there is what I mean.

An autobiography, huh..

I'm not sure how well that would go. I mean, my life has had some issues in it, and I've completely blocked out most of my life.. hmm. Maybe an autobiography of my life in the past few months would do, yes? Otherwise no.

Okay then!

Here's a happy story!

Once upon a time, I was standing in my garden without my shoes on, just feeling the dirt in between my toes, when I saw a butterfly fly by oh so gracefully, and I smiled to myself!

Don't we all have days that make us want to be hit by tractors?

Truly, sometimes, yes, I do have those kinds of days.

My neighbors give me the creeps, though, and I really don't feel like getting hit by a tractor today.

Not bad, not bad. I like it.

Yup. Gontier's Canadian, right?

But they aren't my cows.. D:

These cows aren't pretty in the slightest.

Truly evil, you are.

Sure, why not. I won't steal it, promise. =D

Are they? Didn't know that. Who knows, they might tour there! Just keep them fingers crossed.

No, but a bunch of cows are mooing now.

Thanks a lot. :(

But I like it! Wow, dude, if I get in a band, I'm totally stealing the name.

They need to come here, too. I'd love to hear them live. And dude, way to many coincidences, this is getting freaky.

Believe it or not, it took me a minute to figure out what the joke was -_-; but Four Nights Disgrace isn't that bad, actually. Four Nights of Disgrace is better. Gotta add that preposition.

I checked it out yesterday, but I had guests over, so I couldn't really listen to it, blah. Still, from what I heard, it's pretty neat. I did hear either really crazy guitar effects or dubstep though.

Lol, I had the same issue with my Facebook D=

fine..... squid...wart

Hello there, how are you doing? ^_^

I'd LOVE to see a tsunami come here. Bring it on.

or maybe it'll bring another hurricane? Who knows. Test it out. C'mon.

Uh, no. I don't put kittiez in my mouth to begin with ;;

My biggest enemy lives there, some giant d-bag guy.

lol plus Hawaii is lame.

Yes, but can you shake your fists at Hawaii when you do this? I would like to see them get wiped out..

If a tsunami occurs every time your fists shake, then perhaps I would be afraid.

I'M NOT A FURBALL~
KITTIES DON'T CHOKE ON ME xD