~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted! It's only Glaceon. Every character is Glaceon. And they don't talk and the Pokémon noises aren't subtitled.

I wish my house stayed warmer!

Granted, but the heating system runs on cats. Lots of fluffy cats (like, a lot a lot!)

I wish I could actually finish the games I start :')

Granted! You are now physically incapable of starting a new game before 100%-ing the previous one.

I wish I had a nice pair of winter boots.

Granted, but now you live in Sicily.

I wish I could be actually good at coloring and adding shadows~

Granted. Becomes excellent at coloring and adding shadows to noses. Just noses. Looks very jarring against the rest of the face.

Wishes for better sleep.

Granted - you sleep so well now, in fact, it's near impossible to wake up

I wish for a million wishes

Granted. You can wish something that many times, but then those wishes won't be granted.

I wish I was more witty at coming up with replies for this~

Granted. Stops posting because of your replies being so good. Cannot measure up.

Wishes for Covid to be eradicated.

Granted, now some kid in the middle-east named Covid dies a horrible, horrible death.

I wish for free seafood dinners at the local lobster place.

Granted, but on the night you go the lobsters are planning a Planet of the Apes style rebellion, and take revenge on humans for their eaten comrades.

I wish my dog many more years of good health

Granted... now everyone wants to know how you've done that and you'll become a veterinary of some sort :)

I wish for my traineeship abroad to, you know, start without any problems.

Granted - it actually goes so well and you love it abroad so much you don't want to go home and everyone misses you dearly

I wish I was a cactus

Granted, you're a Cactus that is about to get cut open for water.

I wish when I didn't feel like cooking or cleaning my house would magically do these things on it's own like in Beauty and the Beast.

Granted! You are now a cactus... plush.


I wish I was Rayquaza!

Granted, but be careful what you wish for sitting atop the sky pillar fo millenia is kinda lonely.

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice

Granted, but your voice becomes extremely unpleasant to listen to when not singing =\

I wish for all dogs and cats to get along.

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Granted - it actually goes so well and you love it abroad so much you don't want to go home and everyone misses you dearly

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And you call this horribly corrupted? >:D

Anyways, granted but it's just a very low voice compared to your typical speaking voice~

I wish I could find quad skates in my size or something...

Granted, but they don't roll.

I wish to write a novel and get it published

EDIT: Ninja'd
Granted! But it has no audience, so it undersells. Better luck next time!

I wish I weren't so anxious about my art.

Granted but you are overconfident now, and come to believe you are the reincarnation of Picasso.

I wish I had less anxiety dreams/nightmares.