Make a wish and have it insanely corrupted!

Hello!

I've seen this game on other forums, and decided to bring it to PC. In this game, you make a wish, and then the next poster grants your wish, but corrupts the outcome of it somehow, and then they post their wish!

Example:
-Person 1: I wish for eternal life.
-Person 2: Granted, but you have to spend it with Piers Morgan. I wish for a pony.
-Person 3: Granted, but you grow hungry so have to eat it for sustenance.
And so on...

When making a wish, please be creative! Wishing for more wishes or for your wish to not be corrupted takes the fun out of the game, so please refrain from doing that. Thanks!

Hopefully that makes sense, but anyways, enough talking, let's start!

I wish I could dominate the world.

Granted, but you'll have to deal with Arceus first.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they aren't given to you.

I wish I could have a chocolate pie right now.

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Granted, but they aren't given to you.

I wish I could have a chocolate pie right now.

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Granted. Poisoned chocolate pie.

You got this from the temp didn't you?

I wish for pillows

Granted, but they're as heavy as elephants and they lay on you.

I wish for Pokemon Rumble World to be better than the previous Pokemon Rumble games.

Granted but you will never be able to play it along with everyone else on pokecommunity so no one will like u ever again! (Tehe)
(Thats how insanely corrupted is right i dont want to scare anyone haha)
I wish i had a better sig :/

Granted, but it gets disabled immediately.

I wish I had a frosted cupcake.

Granted. But it has lots of microscopic bombs inside and they immediately explode after you eat the frosted cupcake.

I wish for a one wish that isn't corrupted. >:D

Granted, but it breaks instead.

I wish for a mousepad.

But I ate it.


I wish for an tasty rat to eat.

Granted, but the skin will not be peeled off (gross)

I wish for more wishes and they are given to me.

Granted, but they exploded ( YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT???)
I wish for a tasty mouse to eat.

Granted, but it poisons you.

I wish for a pair of sunglasses.

Granted, but they are glasses with suns for lenses.

I wish Silver the Hedgehog was in smash bros.

Granted, but any copy of Smash Bros you buy immediately flies to Russia.

I wish I had chocolate.

Granted but now you have horrible diarrhoea.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's dead.

I wish for being able to have more wishes and they are given to me and they don't explode.

Granted, but you die immediately.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Granted, but you have Ebola now.

I wish I had a truck full of ice cream.

Granted, but it all melts.


I wish I had a tasty rabbit to eat.