Make a wish and have it insanely corrupted!

[Fairy Tale~]

Granted, but you get protein poisoning.

I wish i had some steak.

 

[KittiOcelotti]

Granted, but it had protein poison ( ITS A THING!!).

I want a crow to eat.

 

[Gligar]

Granted, but it doesn't have any meat on it.

I wish everyone could be a bruh.

 

[Emboar]

Granted, but everyone stops being a "bruh" 10 minutes after this wish is granted.

I wish my breakfast would make itself.

 

[Shak]

Granted, but it leaves you, only to be eaten by someone else...
I wish it started raining money

 

[Akiba]

Granted, but in this world currency is all digital, so that could never happen.

I wish that this wish would not be corrupted.

 

[Shak]

Granted, Nothing happens
I wish it could be christmas every day

 

[GreenFlame]

Granted, but it's always snowing in every country, the only songs you ever hear are about Christmas, and there becomes a shortage of trees and presents due to them being bought every single day.

 

[IamSmart~SMRT]

^^^ No wish. I'll just continue.

I wish Pikachu was 15 feet tall.

 

[Shak]

Granted
But it was only one episode and the episode sucked

I wish pokemon were real