Ok guys, IT'S SPARKY TIME!!! Didn't play much yesterday, was pretty busy, but played some today so I'm back on course through Heart Gold with my electric types!
I was at the foot of the big tall dark lighthouse when I thoght "I need more Pokemon!" I only had 4--Pichu, Flaffy, Elekid, and Jolteon. I figured it would be easy to get a magnemite, being a few hundred steps away. And yep, sure enough, after 2 Ratticates I found myself a Lv. 16 Magnemite. He was easy to catch, having a resistance to my electric types so I didn't KO him with my superior Pokemon in their mid 20's. And I had just recently gotten a cool gift from that Kimono girl after I saved her from giving some creepy guy a lap dance. This cool CD she gave me had surf on it, which let my pokemon surf! Now all I needed was a water Pokemon... Totodile! He was in the PC and easy to acess. But then I thought, "Wait... I was going to teach him 4 other moves!" Now I had a dilema. No way to surf... I figured the best plan of action was to go home. No, not cus I gave up. And definitely not to visit Prof. Elm... I like my virginity. But because there are Chinchou there! And with the good rod I got from some guy (he seemed a lot less pedophilistic than his friend who offered me to play with his old rod, what a creeper. maybe this guy in olivine is straight and not after 10 year old boys like the rest of old men seem to be.) So anyways I was back in New Bark Town fishin right outside my house with my long stiff rod. Is being a child molester contagious? Well anyways first try I snagged myself a lv. 20 Chinchou, and caught with a lure ball. Now why there are no longer Chincou in Olivine I will never know... so now with my complete Electric team set off, trekking back to Olivine. Now time to scale the light house! Battled some random trainers, and I wanna know why there was one girl alone in a dark tower full of sailors and a couple old men (or gentleman as I think they prefer to be called. either way, you're obviously a child molestor. but finally, I am no longer the target! seems like in this western part of Johto no one assumes I'm gay. Well thank god!) And at the top was Jasmine. She babbled about her sick Pokemon there, Amphy. Hey! My Flaffy is named Amph... she totally stole my name! well Jasmine told me to go to Cinnabar island to get her medicine. What! You b***h! Don't just assume that when I first meet you I want to swim across the ocean to run an errand for you! You know what, fine. I was gonna go there anyways. So I swam all the way over there, battled a bunch of swimmers (their water pokemon made no match for my Electric tanks) and then made it to Cinnabar. And look, the gym! But first I felt a strong urge to go to the northern part of the city... OMG its suicune! Awe, it ran away... Oh, what now Eusine? Battle? Fine, I guess I could train with you... I easily won. Now it's time to tackle the gym! And right away there's chuck... standing under a waterfall. Now why the hell would chuck norris stand under a waterfall? Guess I should turn it off. You know, I heard these gyms had puzzles. Not "follow the path, children!" Or in this case "get my out from under this f***en waterfall! His jr. trainers soon fell weak to my pokemon. After a quick heal I came back to turn the waterfall off. Your wife is standing outside, does she have any control over you? I mean seriously, that's why the made showers. Well we battled... And he lost. A couple quick Thunders from flaffy on Primeape and another good one from Jolteon fell on Poliwrath. On the way out his wife gave me... the guft of flight!... No, for a pokemon. And the only pokemon that can learn Fly are Pomemon that... fly. Why do they need me to teach them how to fly? Whatever... taght it to pidgey I snagged a while back, just in case. I still wanna evolve that Togepi into a togetic so it can fly, but I don't have the patience. Well I got the medicine and flew it back to Jasmine, so she was all happy. But wait... a call from Boboa? The safari Zone is open!?!? Well good thing I had no plans of going there! But I went anyways, training oon the way there. As soon as I got there I left, I was happy with my shocking team of electric pokemon. Time to challenge Jasmine! Her magnemites were easy, but her steelix... that ones a b***h. I figured I'd head on to Mahogony town to train there. I got to Mahogany town (after some guy ran out of a cave to give me strength... awkward.) I saw that, once again, the gym was closed. Let's see... that's... 1 gym so far that I could walk into as soon as I got there, no catch. Well I guess they can't all be Falkners... But either way I figured I wouldn't be ready for Pryce, wherever the bastard was hiding. I went north, cus some over aged boyscout wanted to sell me candy I couldn't even eat. $300 for a candybar? No, go home. So I headed to the lake. The gatehouse ooked a little suspicious... so of course I walked in! And got mugged by none other than good old team rocket. Always there to make touble, eh? So trained a bit on route wherever-I-was and then to lake rage. Ooh, a red Gyrados? And it sparkled... Wait. Vampires glitter, according to this new craze called "twilight" and red as in blood... OMG IT WAS A VAMPIRE! ATTACK! After it was gone I got a cool Red Scale. Then this guy in a cape wanted to talk to me... yada yada, team rocket, of course. Then he flew away. Superman? This is a wierd lake. After resting at the Pokemon Center I exmined this tree. It felt as though strange waves were emitting from it... maybe this store had something wired going on? No, the sign totally denied it so it's ok. But I go in anyway, to see Superman attck some poor man. then he pushes this cabinet and reveals, oh my, stairs! Maybe there's a cellar? But I follow him in. And take a nice save...
SEE YA NEXT TIME! :D
Current team:
Pichu Lv. 27 "Volty"
Flaffy Lv. 27 "Amph"
Elekid Lv. 26 "Surge"
Jolteon Lv. 26 "Shock"
Lanturn Lv. 27 "Watt"
Manemite Lv. 26 "Magnet"
Other Pokemon:
Totodile: Cut, Strength [To come: Waterfall, Whirlpool]
Tpgepi: Rock Smash [To come: Fly]
Pidgey: Fly
Hm, this post seemed kinda boring to me... I'll work on making it more exciting like my other posts.