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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

Rothometapratis

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    ...and says to herself: frak these alien beaches took over, we must call the bugs now.
    So a Quilava walks into the next bar...
     
    Necrum

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    • ...and accidentally sets it on fire, gets arrested for arson, and spends the rest of it's life in prison. True story!

    So a Medicham walks into a bar...
     
    Necrum

    Necrum

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    • ...has a hard time moving around since his four arms keep bumping into people and knocking stuff down.

    So a Beedrill flies into a bar...
     
    Murkrow

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    the bartender got sick of all the buzzing of the bees and decided to call Pestbusters to get rid of them

    the pestbusters walked into the bar with...Weezings?!
     

    何贤豪

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    So they cough up poisonous gases and everyone dies.

    So...a Minccino walks into a bar...and...
     
    Necrum

    Necrum

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    • ...draws all the attention, causing the Jigglypuff in the corner to get really angry, start singing, then draw on everyone's face while they sleep!

    So a Miltank walks into a bar...
     

    Pink Mommy

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    And it's Milk Shake night for everyone.

    So a Gardevoir glides into a bar...
     

    何贤豪

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    And finds a Gallade...who is her brother who has been lost for ages.

    So...a Kirlia teleports into a bar...and...
     

    何贤豪

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    And gets squished by some random Pokemon.

    So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and...
     
    Necrum

    Necrum

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    • Realizes that the bar wont actually be built for thousands of years, so he plays card games with Celebi.

    So a Sharpedo somehow gets into a bar...
     
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