So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Rothometapratis]

...and says to herself: frak these alien beaches took over, we must call the bugs now.
So a Quilava walks into the next bar...

 

[Necrum]

...and accidentally sets it on fire, gets arrested for arson, and spends the rest of it's life in prison. True story!

So a Medicham walks into a bar...

 

[flyingknight]

And belly dance's.

So a Drunk lucario is in a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And suddenly Aura Spheres everyone.

So...a Pikachu walks into a bar...and...

 

[Correspondence]

And asks"Can i haz some poffins? :("

So a Wailord walks into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

But everybody ran away so as not to get crushed.

So a Mawile walks into a bar.

 

[何贤豪]

And chomps everything around her.

So...a Machamp walks into a bar...and...

 

[Necrum]

...has a hard time moving around since his four arms keep bumping into people and knocking stuff down.

So a Beedrill flies into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And suddenly Twineedles everyone.

So...a Vespiquen flies to a bar...and...

 

[Murkrow]

the bartender got sick of all the buzzing of the bees and decided to call Pestbusters to get rid of them

the pestbusters walked into the bar with...Weezings?!

 

[何贤豪]

So they cough up poisonous gases and everyone dies.

So...a Minccino walks into a bar...and...

 

[Necrum]

...draws all the attention, causing the Jigglypuff in the corner to get really angry, start singing, then draw on everyone's face while they sleep!

So a Miltank walks into a bar...

 

[Pink Mommy]

And it's Milk Shake night for everyone.

So a Gardevoir glides into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And finds a Gallade...who is her brother who has been lost for ages.

So...a Kirlia teleports into a bar...and...

 

[darkpokeball]

notices that the bar is empty.

So, a Hariyama walks into a bar with only a Kirlia in it...

 

[Rothometapratis]

...watching Next top model.
So, a Magnemite enters the bar...

 

[pikakitten]

Realizes he doesn't have a mouth and leaves. So a wurmple.walks into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And gets squished by some random Pokemon.

So...a Dialga walks into a bar...and...

 

[Necrum]

Realizes that the bar wont actually be built for thousands of years, so he plays card games with Celebi.

So a Sharpedo somehow gets into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And hits everyone like a bullet! xD

So...a Rampardos walks into a bar...and...