So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

Starlight · Feb 3, 2021

And takes the seat furthest fron the fireplace...

A Makuhita walks into the bar...

Roni · Feb 3, 2021

and gives unsolicited karate advice to the bar goers.

a Yamper scampers into the bar...

Starlight · Feb 3, 2021

And starts begging the punters for scraps under the tables

A Misdreavus floats through the bar...

Roni · Feb 3, 2021

and ghosts all the men trying to hit on it

a Bibarel walks into a bar...

Starlight · Feb 3, 2021

...and eats all the chairs

An Ariados scuttles into the bar...

Roni · Feb 3, 2021

and checks its phone to browse the web

a Nincada walks into the bar...

Starlight · Feb 3, 2021

...and after too many drinks, walks out as a Shedinja, a mere shell of its former self.

A girafarig walks into a bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

~~i'm stealing that pun~~

...rab a otni sklaw girafarig a

a Happiny walks into a bar...

Starlight · Feb 4, 2021

...and gets ID'd straight away. It was a short night.

A Bellossom dances into the bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

and applies for their openings for a club dancer.

an Aegislash slashes its way into the bar...

Starlight · Feb 4, 2021

...and demands a cut of the profits ;)

A Slakoth lazily strolls into the bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

and falls asleep on the doorway. several people think it's a rag.

a Sewaddle waddles into the bar...

Starlight · Feb 4, 2021

...and the red-headed barmaid runs out screaming "BUUGGGGG"

So, a Clamperl shuffles into the bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

and looks away from the seafood menu

a Volcanion walks into the bar...

Starlight · Feb 4, 2021

... someone tells an "into the bar" joke and it erupts with laughter!

A Bastiodon strides into the bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

and people try using its head as a table, which understandably angers it.

a Spinda teeters into a bar...

Starlight · Feb 4, 2021

...gets drunk and walks out with perfect balance.

A Kecleon walks into the bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

and no one ever sees it leave...

a Roggenrola rolls into the bar...

Starlight · Feb 4, 2021

...and heads straight for the jukebox to play Joan Jett.

A Lopunny walks into the bar...

Roni · Feb 4, 2021

and everyone's hearts skip a beat

a Raikou thunders into a bar...