So a Sandshrew walks into a bar...

[Starlight]

...and orders a grasshopper.

A Chimecho hums into the bar...

 

[Mercurybro]

...and starts up a conversation with some wind chimes.

A Politoed hops into the bar....

 

[Squirtlenator]

...and gets asked if they get kissed will they turn into a prince.

A Hitmontop spins into a bar...

 

[Roni]

a goes straight into the toilet to puke.

a Kangaskhan walks into a bar...

 

[Starlight]

...grabs their baby by the ear and screams "YOU'RE COMING HOME RIGHT NOW MISSY"

A Donphan rolls into the bar...

 

[Roni]

...can't control itself, and careens into a crowded table. many lives were lost that day, and thus Donphan regulations were set into place. don't drink and roll kids.

a Zigzagoon scurries into the bar...

 

[Starlight]

...picks up a date and scurries back out.

A Honchkrow swaggers into the bar...

 

[Roni]

and heads into the backroom accompanied by a bunch of Machokes wearing suits. best not to interfere with their business alright bud?

a Jirachi floats into the bar...

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

And grants everyone wishes.

A spoink jumped into the bar.

 

[Squirtlenator]

and gets hopping mad when the bar doesn't have it's favorite drink.

a Cramorant waddles into a bar...

 

[Lysander]

and launches Pikachus at everyone before stealing their drinks.

a Latias soars into the bar...

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

And dances along with Latios. Everyone enjoys it. YOYO LatiOsa.... YOYO LatiAsa. YOYO

The Honchkrow went into the bar...

 

[Starlight]

...throws its hat onto the stand and asks if M is in the office.

A Flareon walks into the bar...

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

And encouraged everyone to groom a fluffy collar.

The Pincurchin dragged itself into the bar.

 

[Roni]

and hung out with its good buddy Pyukumuku

a Tapu Koko heads into the bar...

 

[Starlight]

...and challenges the barman to a game of chicken.

A trio of wandering Legendaries stroll into the bar...

 

[Roni]

and as soon as i enter they're suddenly 90 miles away...

a soaking wet Zangoose walks into a bar...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

And uses a nearby Seviper as a towel to clean himself.

A Lickilicky walks into a bar...

 

[Roni]

and orders the biggest bucket of ice cream they have.

an Anorith walks into a bar...

 

[Squirtlenator]

that was a llllllllllloooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg sleep, I could sure use a drink

a zubat flies into a bar...