~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted! But our skins stay the same, so in trying to generate oxygen, we get sunburns (or worse) from excessive exposure.

I wish for a Pokémon plush that is as unique and charming as my Mimikyu plush, so he'll have a buddy to play with.

you're now turned into a Mimikyu plush yourself. Have fun playing together!

I wish elves and dwarfs beastmen etc. were real. Humans being the only race is boring

Granted, but it's merely cosplay =\

I wish I could make it stop raining.

Granted. You just summoned Groudon, which proceeds to plunge the world into a massive drought.
*eerie Drought music plays*

I wish for a telescope to observe the stars.

Granted, here... have a pair of binoculars and a map of where all the famous movie stars live in Hollywood... good luck!

I wish I wouldn't get a back pain from long work days.

Granted! You're now unemployed.

I wish meat would grow on trees so that we'd plant more trees and not kill animals.

Granted, but due to the genetic modifications they one day become sentient and the meat trees will just get up and start chasing us down to eat humans instead. Their numbers completely overwhelm humanity and we are faced with extinction and become a rare delicacy for only the wealthiest of meat trees who have taken over all our technology and society.

I wish to see the Great Pyramid of Giza

Granted! you're sent back 5000 years into the past and become one of the pharaoh's slaves appointed to the team who is building it.

I wish humans would learn how to control weather!

Granted, but who says they'd use this ability for good?

I wish I could reply to these a bit faster ^^;

Granted. It's so quick you now have a mashed keyboard.

I wish to see an alternate universe.

Granted. But, the alternate world is hit by a meteorite soon after you arrived.

I wish I can drink bubble tea every day without getting diabetes.

Granted, but now you can no longer eat any candy at all.

I wish for a moat with a drawbridge around my house.

Granted, but now you just get rickrolled forever.

I wish to always get good grades.

Granted, but you can't find a job anyways.

I wish my uni lessons were in the morning

Granted! Congrats on the 3-6am class times!

I wish it wasn't snowing where I live 😭

Granted.... You get a drought that will never pass, slowly destroying the nature in your area.

I wish for a new jacket.

Granted, but now, you can never take it off

I wish to breathe underwater

Sure! You now have very prominent gills.

I wish my computer would always do what I want it to.

Granted, but it even knows what you want when you don't! 😱

I wish for Legends Arceus to be the first game in a series of Legends games.

Granted! But the series gets increasingly more trash because of increasingly tighter release schedules! Enjoy Legends: Stunfisk, though!

I wish no one had to deal with in-grown toenails anymore.