~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, now you are an insomniac.

I wish I could do rhythmic gymnastics.

Granted, you sleep peacefully. And you now end up longing to sleep as it's by far the most peaceful and pleasant time in your day now.
Eventually you just decide to stay in bed forever, mostly sleeping. Occasionally awake. The line between your lovely dreams and reality blur. What is reality even anymore?

Granted, but you can only do it to the rhythm of whatever song happens to be playing!

I wish my birthday present for my brother arrives on time.

Granted, but it's dropped off at the door and a shady porch pirate steals it before you can bring it inside

I wish every time I pet a dog, a cat somewhere turns purple

Granted! In exchange, however, the dogs you pet turn green. Now everybody's after you for the purple cats and the green dogs!

I wish Acorn TV were available in my country so I could watch the new season of Agatha Raisin.

Granted, but they show an half hour commercial every 10 min.

I wish my wish I do karate.

Granted! Now you'll be summoned for a great battle royale to the death with other experienced fighters.

I wish for a bowl of popcorn.

Granted. We call it drop corn. You dropped the bowl and can't eat it.

On the contrary I wish for popcorn that can't be dropped.

Granted. It sticks to the bowl and your teeth, making it extremely difficult to consume.

I wish my back would stop aching every time I tried to get work done.

Granted, but now it causes a headache!

I wish for some fish sticks!

Granted, but the fishes are made of cardboard!

It appears I was previously doubled!

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Granted, you're a Cactus that is about to get cut open for water.

I wish when I didn't feel like cooking or cleaning my house would magically do these things on it's own like in Beauty and the Beast.

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Granted... but they never stop...

I wish for something to happen!

Something happened far, far away from you. Will you ever be able to tell what it was? 😈

I wish for smiles to be infectious =D

ReKoil said:

I wish my birthday present for my brother arrives on time.

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They sent me the wrong item 😭
His birthday is tomorrow so there's no way I'm getting a replacement in time... D=

Granted, but now everyone is running around with a grin even when they're sad. So it's hard to tell what they actually feel!

I wish for everyone to get some time to think.

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Hum, sorry, I took longer than everyone else :(

I wish my sight was perfect.

Granted, you can now even see all those microscopic organisms that live on everyone's skin and such. 😉

I wish for better hearing.

Granted, now you're Dolores from Encanto. :)

I wish I had telekinesis

Granted, but you can only lift things in a range shorter than your arms wings!

I wish for a book full of original mazes to solve!

Granted, but this time, the mazes are complex non-linear systems of differential equations!

I wish for a sequel to the movie The Batman.

Granted, but it's called "A Batman" because they couldn't find the original one.

I wish for a shift in the movie industry away from Superhero movies.

Granted. Welcome to the era of Sharknado parodies. All movies will attempt to be like Sharknado.

On a serious note, this wish might come true. Marvel is overproducing content and reviews have generally been unfavorable. Will see how this ends up.

I wish for humans to go back to the moon

Granted, Earth is now uninhabitable, which forced the remaining survivors to build a city on the moon. It's a fragile equilibrium. One wrong move or one disgruntled person and it's the end of humanity entirely.

I wish for a secret room in my house that nobody but me knows of.