~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but no one can hear your music!

I wish for a Fire breathing Lizard as a pet.
 
Granted, they now flourish and overtake your home, trapping you within. They are now your overlords and if you appease them they'll let some drinkable water and nutrients into the house every now and then. Not enough for you to have the energy to be able to rebel, but enough for you to sustain yourself.

I wish humans would treat each other better.
 
Granted, but the strings are broken.

I wish for a banana that's actually a working phone
 
Granted, you focus so much that you forget to interact with whoever talks to you and they awkwardly move away because they think you're creepy =\

I wish my room was bigger on the inside than the outside =D
 
Granted, but you can't stay in your room anymore, cuz due to your room being so abnormally big, The government took over your room and conducting special research on Hunting dogs. As a result, you're now a roomless kid, living in the outskirts of the infamous Rakshasha Street!

I wish to learn every secret of the person I share a lunch with, atleast once!
 
Granted, you get it streamed straight into your brain. There's no off switch though 😈

I wish my work didn't change up the routes for the worse.
 
Granted, you ate food but it made you sick

I wish the weather would be normal for once
 
Granted, but it will never be normal again. Enjoy your normal weather tomorrow though.... 😈

I wish to know what that Cresselia in the sig above me is bopping to!
 
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