~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you now get sunburned really easily...

I wish for a magic marker to write summoning circles with =D

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! but you can only draw 2 circles!

I wish for the dlc to come out now.

That already exists apparently, (https://www.howtogeek.com/187359/5-ways-to-run-windows-software-on-a-mac/) so all you have to do now is just get one of them working! Good luck! :D

I wish I could look at the sun for as long as I want without it damaging my eyes.

I've tried all of those 🥲

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but only I can play it.

I wish for all dogs in shelters to find proper homes.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but all those homes suddenly burn down soon after they arrive.

Granted, just granted.

I wish there would be no more animal abuse.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, But now animals abuse humans!

I wish for some popcorn.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

*Hands a paper with "Some popcorn" written on it.*

I wish for a new pair of winter gloves!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it's now permanently summer.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's burnt to a crisp. You like extra crunchy, right? 😙

I wish for this annoying cough to go away.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, but you get an annoying recurring sneeze instead!

I wish for some pie! :D

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but it's spaghetti flavored!

I wish for a printer.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. It now prints each moment of your life non stop up until now. Hope you like nostalgia.

I wish for a pet tiger.

 

[SteCisGreendog]

Granted. The tiger now has bright, flourescent fur and is incredibly hard to look straight at it. Kind of like the sun.

I wish people would stop addressing others with 'y'all' like they come from the Deep South! Seriously!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! But now everyone calls each other partner! As someone who lived in the deep south for 6 years, I don't even say Y'all that much.

I wish for a star sweet in Violet.

 

[ReKoil]

You get a violet colored Star Sweet... but for some reason it only seems to work on Muk ?

I wish for more effective cold medicine.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, your cold is gone but now your skin is sooooooo itchy...


I wish for a calorie free cake.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, it's tasteless!

I wish for a psa 10 shiny hattrem card!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's no longer worth anything!

I wish I wouldn't get misunderstood as often.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, from now on, EVERY SINGLE ant will know exactly what you say! Nobody else will however...

I wish for clear skies so I can see the stars

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You can now see the stars, but not the moon!

I wish for a bakewell tart!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it teleports around your house every time you try and eat it!

I wish for the wind to not be so cold this week.
It's finally freezing again, but the cold wind makes it feel like three times as cold as it actually is =\