~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Lavender]

Granted, but your there target when you go outside!

I wish for music-making skills

 

[Mahian23]

Granted, but no one can hear your music!

I wish for a Fire breathing Lizard as a pet.

 

[Cosmega]

Oop, looks like someone got sniped, hold on.

I wish for infinite spaghetti

Granted! But you're forced to eat it for eternity.

Ok, with that out of the way…

Granted! It toasts you.

I wish I could take care of plants without making them die easily.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they now flourish and overtake your home, trapping you within. They are now your overlords and if you appease them they'll let some drinkable water and nutrients into the house every now and then. Not enough for you to have the energy to be able to rebel, but enough for you to sustain yourself.

I wish humans would treat each other better.

 

[Lavender]

Granted! they treat each other as treats!😈

I wish for a banjo.

 

[AMP017]

Granted, but the strings are broken.

I wish for a banana that's actually a working phone

 

[Megan]

Granted, you get an outdated meme from over ten years ago!

I wish for my own personal slogan.

 

[RomHack Gaming]

Granted! But it plays this song almost constantly...



I wish for the person who posts next to have a nice day

 

[Cosmega]

did you just…
Granted! I'll have a magnificent day today, but tomorrow will be DEVASTATING to me.

I wish I could focus more when people talk to me.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you focus so much that you forget to interact with whoever talks to you and they awkwardly move away because they think you're creepy =\

I wish my room was bigger on the inside than the outside =D

 

[Mahian23]

Granted, but you can't stay in your room anymore, cuz due to your room being so abnormally big, The government took over your room and conducting special research on Hunting dogs. As a result, you're now a roomless kid, living in the outskirts of the infamous Rakshasha Street!

I wish to learn every secret of the person I share a lunch with, atleast once!

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, but after lunch, you forget all of the secrets you discovered!

I wish I could watch every show I wanted without needing to buy a streaming service.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get it streamed straight into your brain. There's no off switch though 😈

I wish my work didn't change up the routes for the worse.

 

[Lavender]

Granted! but it's sweltering hot weather when you walk on them!

I wish for a good chair.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, but you can't sit on it because it's to fragile!

I wish I could know what is going on inside the mind of others.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you become traumatized by the things you see and isolate yourself far from humanity.

I wish for more free time.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they need to get the space from somewhere so now all your wardrobes and other places are nothing but flat walls!

I wish I wasn't hungry.

 

[Litten9370]

Granted, you ate food but it made you sick

I wish the weather would be normal for once

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it will never be normal again. Enjoy your normal weather tomorrow though.... 😈

I wish to know what that Cresselia in the sig above me is bopping to!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you don't like the answer.

I wish for the larger economic problems of my country to go away.