Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance

I SEE NO B BUTTON.


Wait. So if I make a mistake and hit somebody's eye, when I was aiming for their nose, I can try again?
Sweeet.


Well... I suppose.


Nice throw, Ritz! |D


What green panels?


How does that work?


Hey! At least explain! D<


YES I GET IT. CAN WE PLAY NOW?


NO.


He's totally hiding his confusion.


Finally! YES. SNOWBALLS.


Thanks! <3


Who are you?


Nice. We get to move Ritz first!


Can we attack the Teacher? xD;


He'll do. ...He looks kind of funny there. Did I do something wrong?


The Sims II: Final Fantasy Expansion Pack!


I didn't get the screenshot of it, but I missed, sadly.


And he's attacking Mewt. I didn't expect that. :V


And he missed! Wow. Two misses in a row.


Aiming for Mewt again? Geee.


One damage? Hahaha. Pathetic.


Seriously, where do all those Green Squares come from? ._.;


And he "M is"ed, apparently.


Now you tell me?! ):


Well, I donno. Couldn't they... turn around? :V


IT IS POSEIDON'S TURN. HURRAH.


Hey, I know. Let's shove the snowball in his ear.


Turning Grey won't help! >D


...I wish I was better at taking screenshots. :V


Now, it's Mewt's turn. That expression on his face... I just realised it reminds me of Cloud. ._.;


Can they see the Green Squares at all? Imagine that popping up in real life...


STOP TURNING GREY.


"Now grab your copy of the Sims II: Final Fantasy 2! With even more Sims to raise!"


Aww, Mewt. He was right next to you! D:


Look, he's turned as white as a Ghost! It's alright, you'll hit someone next time. :>


You look funny.

-skips rest of battle-


At least he had the balls to go up to someone and try shove a Snowball in their ear.


What did I just sa- You know what? Forget it. <_>;


Exactly what I'm thinking!


It's hard to see here, but they're throwing snowballs at him.


They won't, sadly. ):


And your face just broke my eyes.


LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE.


Your friendly neighborhood, POSEIDON.


Hurrah! :D


We can see, but can you? Your beanie is awfully low. :/


Darn stereotypical bullies. :V


She just told you to stop! Geee. What language do you speak?


This isn't good.


D:


These guys have issues. Seriously.


They're also smartasses.


What does being lame have to do with you throwing a rock? ._.;


THEN THROW SNOWBALLS WITHOUT ROCKS.


I could hug her right now.


That's a horrible insult. I could think of better. Ritz wouldn't get angry at something like that.


Ahh.


Well, white hair is awesome. I'd love having white hair. :V So is red hair.


Clearly these guys haven't seen anime.


Don't you have one? o-o;


You don't ever bag Ritz. She will slap you so hard-


Oh, okay.


WHAT. D: I ONLY GOT TO THROW ONE WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-


ಠ‿ಠ


Poor Mewt. :<


Well, at least we got out of school early.


Where'd everything go?


Ah, that's better.


No problem! :D


Especially stereotypical bullies, ripped out of bad anime.


Indeed!


YES POSEIDON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


Heh. He thinks Mewt is a stalker.


...Stalker. :V


Always say no to Strangers.


Or that.


Something like that.


See?


I'd love going to the hospital now and then and cutting school. But that's just me.


Note that POSEIDON doesn't say WHAT he was born with.


And changes the topic.


The Final Fantasy I Walkthrough?


I bet he's playing through it as well. :V


Or his brother.


...I could make another stalker joke, but I won't.


PARTY AT POSEIDON'S HOUSE.


She likes him. :V


Best. Address. Ever.


Wonder what it's going to be about.


He's wondering too.

That must be some book. :V


Some really old book!


If you can't read the cover, what makes you think you can read the book itself? ._.;


Awesome book transition, go!


WHAT KIND OF BOOK IS THIS!?


What's that symbol?


Who's he? o-o;


Where is all this coming from!?


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.


Why are all these symbols coming out of the book..? D:


What the heck did you buy Mewt, what the heck. <_>;


Here comes another symbol...


Is that... a Bunny Girl? Whaaat.


And another bad screenshot. At least you can... sort of see the symbol. xD;


I've always wondered. What ARE moogles in the first place?


What did I tell you. What. Did. I. Tell. You.


That's your first guess?! You can't read a book, so you assume it's a magic spell? Kids these days. :V


...Nevermind.


Square-Enix is obsessed with Latin.


I thought you couldn't read it!


/points above.


Everybody does, kid.


A Book with random people and symbols flying out of it. Of course!


Well, that's a bit harsh.


Don't cry, POSEIDON. It's out of character. :V


...Well, he DID miss hitting someone who was right next to him. ...With a snowball.


Ohh, the irony.


It's funny because they were reading a book just then. :V


So is this game.


I enjoy comic books as well.


Hey, that's not a book. ._.;


I would pick Tales of Symphonia.


Indeed.


...Is this meant to be some kind of fourth wall thing? ._.;


It's only been a few minutes.


Something's going to happen.


It's all good, Ritz. |D


Mewt's been staring at POSEIDON the whole time. What is this I don't even-


Note that he doesn't say good-bye to Mewt.


He wants to say good-bye to Ritz... Personally. -puts on shades-


Everybody does, kid. ...Wait. Deja vu?


Can't think of any sarcasm here.


Wait, where's the door?


The screen turns to black...


Shi's going doooown.