Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

This is the Pokemon version of my "Agony Aunt" game.

So what do you think a Pokemon would want to complain about, if it got a chance to meet an Agony Aunt?

Basically I'll type in a Pokemon's name & the person below has to guess what its gripe would be. Then that person writes in a Pokemon's name, for the next user to guess what it'll complain about & so on.

Exeggcute

Often mistaken for eggs. When disturbed, they quickly gather & attack in swarms - Red/Blue
It consists of six eggs that care for each other. The eggs attract each other and spin around. When cracks increasingly appear, it is close to evolution - Emerald
Even though it appears to be eggs of some sort, it was discovered to be a life-form more like plant seeds - FireRed
Its six eggs converse using telepathy. They can quickly gather if they become separated - Black/White/Black2/White2

ARE WE EGGS OR NOT? ~_~

Tyranitar

Pika Pika :chu:

My Pokedex entry says that I can bring down a whole mountain, to make my nest. I tried to move a mountain, a small one at that, but couldn't even move it a millimeter >:(.

Gabite

Are those ears, or eggs tied to the sides of my head?

Grumpig

Pika Pika :chu:

If I am a pig, why don't I oink?

Stunfisk

Why do I look like I've been run over by a roadroller?

Swoobat

Pika Pika :chu:

Is that my nose or a pencil eraser?

Crustle

Can you get the load off my back please?

Trapinch

Pika Pika :chu:

Why do I have such a big mouth?

Scraggy

Can someone plz pull up my pants for me tbh i cant

Volcarona!

Do you really believe that my fire provided a replacement for the Sun? Isn't that too farfetched.

Farfetch'd :P

Pika Pika :chu:

Hey, i broke my stick while cutting trees, and some Pryce guy lent me his walking stick! Do i look like an old hag?
Meowth?

Can you please get this coin off my forehead, I wanna buy an ice-cream.

Mandibuzz

Pika Pika :chu:

I constantly get laughed at for my name in Japanese!! These arent clothes made of bones, its like an exoskeleton of sorts.... But I get poked too often!!
Sandshrew

Sand...and shrew? It's like the developers couldn't come up with something less obvious.

Dragalge

Everytime I try to go somewhere I get overlooked as just seaweed...then if I talk or move it scares everyone away... QwQ

Castform

Wh-where is my Sandstorm form where is it?

Doublade

Should I evolve into my Blade Form or my Shield Form? Okay, I think Blade, no wait Shield, no no no it should be Blade, actually Shield will be better, on second thoughts maybe Blade, okay final Shield, but Blade is better right. Oh I'm so confused ~_~

Heatmor

Pika Pika :chu:

Durant is my prey, according to the many pokedex entries...SO WHY IS MY FOOD STRONGER THAN I AM?

Linoone

Why do I have this OCD of everything being in a nice straight line? It's bothersome.

Karrablast

I want to evolve. Why can't I evolve? :(

Vaporeon