What If? Redux

Frostburn comes to mind immediately, but it's not quite the same. Let's see....
You'd either be slowly turned into big human popsicle with charred skin, or you would feel cold instead of hot while on fire.

What if water was unaffected by gravity?

Any disturbance - like say, an earthquake - would send water upwards making the sky large pockets of seawater and likely killing any form of life on land.

What if pizza didn't make you fat?

I'm pretty sure it's eating too much pizza that does that... of which I'm guilty on all counts :(

But it would be even more popular than it is now!


What if TVs were ALL black & white?

Then I'd be glad to use monitors instead. Though, those would probbaly become more popular and TVs would die out soon.

What if PS5 and the new XBox get delayed even further?

Some people would start busting out the Sakurai quote and some other people would rage at Twitter but nothing much would happen.

What if humans could fly?

There would be no more need for airplanes and the planet might yet be saved.
It would get crowded up there though, so cars would probably be barely used too =o
Unfortunately some people would drink and fly or fly while tired and come crashing down on people's roofs or through the windows.... better prepare yourself!

What if there were no drugs?

A lot of people would die without treatment ;(

What if Disney bought Apple?

I don't think this is a "what if" question and more of a "when" question, but alright: they'd just have one more area where they can enact a monopoly.

What if the Antarctic was hospitable?

It'd probably be more polluted, have less polar bears, less penguins and be melting at even higher rates.

What if we lived in Mars?

We'd be fighting the ice warriors in a battle to the death. Whoever wins gets the barren planet as a reward, huzzah!

What if the moon was actually a giant egg?

Ash Ketchup said:

A lot of people would die without treatment ;(

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I was thinking more along the lines of addiction drugs like XTC, etc. actually =o
so was expecting something like, 'there'd be less junkies'
but hey that works too....🤔

Then we better hope whatever hatches would lay another egg to replace it ;)

What if green tea was a cure for covid?

Then Green Tea sales would go through the roof, it would become scarce and then prices would rise. people wouldn't be able to afford it anymore, looters would show up, chaos would ensue. Society collapses. Society then gets rebuilt for the sole purpose of growing Tea.

What if the TARDIS looked like a giant Ketchup Bottle? 😉

(bumpity bump, dunno if this one is too old to bump though)

TARDIS toys would be pretty cheap to make yourself!!!

What if clothes ironed themselves?

Then a lot of synthetic clothing would be ruined pretty quickly.

What if space was actually just a dome?

Then invaders would have to cut open the dome to get into our planet, duh! 😜

What if smartphones didn't exist?

Then "dumb" phones wouldn't get bullied... 😊

What if plants could talk?

They would provide some really good talking partners. Now I'm imagining a plant wearing a top hat and a monocle while talking about philosophy.

What if everyone could reverse time?

People would use it for fixing every mistake, small or large. All that time reversing would make the space time continuum unstable, and the universe would go kaput.

What if there were no sauces (ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard etc.) in the world?

erm ;(

I guess I wouldn't exist...

What if Cooler and ReKoil are one person, bumping each other's posts to raise VPPs faster?

Then glaceon would be resurrected from the Dome fossil, and Kabutops would evolve by having Eevee learn Cut. Our name would be ReCooler, and our ultimate goal would be to flood the world with our VPP armies. Our hordes will be unstoppable and will push this forum to it's maximum capacities. Join us now, or be forever buried under our VPP's. We are legion.

What if Ash Ketchup is a sentient VPP unleashed by ReCooler?