~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but now politics doesn't work anymore. I hope you are strong and know how to survive!

I wish I loved vegetables more than pizzas.

Megan said:

I already spend an entire hour going to work. With me there's always a way to mindlessly do something inefficient is what I'm saying. xD

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One hour to go to work, and one hour to go back home? Everyday?! 😱
Poor you 😢
My max transportation time was one hour and a half (twice a day), for six months: never again.

You now absolutely LOVE vegetables... especially vegetable pizzas!



They also have them with Cauliflower & Spinach bases ;)
Let's face it.... pizza's will haunt you no matter what 😈 =p

I wish to be less easily bored when shiny breeding.

Granted! Now shinies pop out every single time! Now they're not special anymore...

I wish to make a difference

You now compute the difference 2 - 1 = 1 without using a calculator.

I wish I was a well-known film director.

ReKoil said:

I wish to be less easily bored when shiny breeding.

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Don't you do something else at the same time?

Ash Ketchup said:

I wish to make a difference

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You do, you make this forum better 😊

You're well known as every one of your movies is extremely cheesy! As in, Hallmark movie levels of cheesy.

I wish I was better at cooking

Granted, now all your burnt meals taste a little bit better.

I wish I ahd a balloon to fly away from reality.

You get this:


unfortunately it only seems to be on your computer so you'll now need to find a way to enter your computer.

I wish humans wouldn't be so judgemental

Granted. Can I just not corrupt this one? Oh ok...

Granted, but now every cat you see judges you mercilessly instead!

I wish I was better at putting together outfits

Granted, every outfit you make is amazing. However, all of your outfits are now extremely over the top and flashy. There are no exceptions.

I wish I knew all the song lyrics and could always sing along :)

Granted, you can song along but, I don't know why there is know sound coming from your mouth when you sing.....

I whish for silver chariot....

Granted. Polnareff shows up at your front door and shows you his Stand. Unfortunately, you're no Stand user so you can't see it!

I wish for there be something else but a train being the light at the end of the tunnel!

Granted, you accidentally found a mad scientist's secret underground lab... being an explorer empress you obviously gamble with your life to find out more.
Unfortunately some failed experiments capture you and throw you in a cell... with the mad scientist!
How will MacGyver Megan escape? How will Megan stop the experiments' rampage? Will she free the mad scientist or leave him to rot? Find out on Megan's next post in "Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted", the tales of MegGyver ! 😉

I wish to see the hanging gardens of babylon

Granted. You are teleported to Ancient Babylon, with no way back home :(

I wish people spoke their minds instead of hiding things.

Granted, but you're now harrassed with people's thoughts 24/7. They just don't stop complaining. You better have noise canceling headphones or something like that!

ReKoil said:

Granted, you accidentally found a mad scientist's secret underground lab... being an explorer empress you obviously gamble with your life to find out more.
Unfortunately some failed experiments capture you and throw you in a cell... with the mad scientist!
How will MacGyver Megan escape? How will Megan stop the experiments' rampage? Will she free the mad scientist or leave him to rot? Find out on Megan's next post in "Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted", the tales of MegGyver ! 😉

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I was about to post something else but now I wish to see what crazy stuff you come up next. xD

Granted! but I'm corrupting it by posting first!

I wish for MegGyver to escape...

Ninja'd while I was making a Dragapult Fan certificate for AMP for a different FG =(
Oh well, guess I'll just scrap most of what I had and adjust the rest 😙

MegGyver escapes alright. She found a small sharp stone and used it to cut her restraints. Then she makes it even smaller and sharpens it, ties some metal-wire she found around it, and uses this contraption to unlock the door. She ties up the mad scientist and drags him over the floor while she makes her way back to where she entered. Once outside she calls the cops and leaves the mad scientist behind, tied up to a guard rail.
She then goes back inside to try and stop the failed experiments.... only to be re-captured! :shaking-head-no:

I wish to end poverty.

Granted, it rains money from the heavens. Unfortunately, money is now worthless and people realize that you can't eat money.

I wish for a new type of tea.

ReKoil said:

Ninja'd while I was making a Dragapult Fan certificate for AMP for a different FG =(
Oh well, guess I'll just scrap most of what I had and adjust the rest 😙

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Sowwie RK :(

Megan said:

Granted, it rains money from the heavens. Unfortunately, money is now worthless and people realize that you can't eat money.

I wish for a new type of tea.

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Granted! Say hello to brussel sprout & surstromming matcha! Bottoms up!!!

I wish for the end of animal cruelty

Granted, humans can no longer be cruel to animals. Animals now actively hunt us down for retribution though. Hope you can outrun a bear 😉
You just need to outrun it till you get to Megan after all.... she'll just wrestle it down!

I wish to cleanse the corruption of all the wishes in this thread so far 😊

Granted. If you write each wish on paper, its corruption is cleansed :)

I wish I knew German.