~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Granted! You are now the richest person in Nauru!

I wish I knew what I was doing...

 

[Megan]

Granted, you are now aware that you wrote that post!

I wish there was no Monday.

 

[ShadowElf]

Granted ,no can Monday exist, sadly cause you wished for this on Monday you and everyone else got wiped from existance.

Well i can live with my last 2 riches so i guess i shall wish for power

I wish to have all of supermans powers

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you don't have the convenient plot armor that actually makes those powers work without problems. Like if you use laser eyes you'll either burn out your eyes or they'll explode from the heat and you become blind either way. If you use x-ray version you will need to make an X-ray source first for it to even work. Etc. etc.

I wish the new supermarket wasn't so dang expensive.

Granted, but everyone else now struggles and your next post is the last on this thread :(

Your corruption didn't come true! 😤
Guess I better not ask you for lottery numbers =(

Granted, but this large amount of money appears on my bank account :D
Thank you 😊

I wish I was protected from any accident.

Thinking ahead I see... 👍

 

[Starlight]

Granted! It is now very cheap... but it is also the only shop within 400 miles and they refuse to stock any chocolate products!

I wish to make a difference

 

[Megan]

Granted, but nothing changes. Guess now you're stuck with thinking about what that means!

I wish for more cute stuff!

 

[ShadowElf]

Granted everything becomes super cute and fluffy even snakes and spiders look like cute little kittens .... till they bite.

Granted, but you don't have the convenient plot armor th 👍[/QUOTE
"well guess i need something to counter those weaknesses"

I wish i had healing 9000 times stronger than deadpools
but i looked twice as cute as i do now forever

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Any pain you get also hurts 9000 times more though, will you be able to stay sane?
And the definition of cute changed so that now you are twice as cute 😉

I wish to be rainproof.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now everytime it rains near you, a tornado spawns. Be strong!

I wish to be rainproof and windproof 😇

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Your skin is now heavy duty plastic. Good luck in the summer...

I wish to meet my idol.

 

[ReKoil]

Well... I hope you can fly so you can chase after it...

Spoiler:

I wish for a Totem of Undying.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, you get it but you die. How ironic.

I wish for a freezer full of various types of candy

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it ends up being so sticky that you can't open the door, anymore.

I wish to be able to do some working at home instead of having to go to the office all the time.

 

[Mahian23]

Granted,but some wild boars somehow entered into your house and now refuses to get out of there,So you have to clean their Trash and other things along your own trash.

I wish to make a big Gang like Tokyo Manji.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. But the moment it's formed they dispose of you after taking all your money. Nothing personal, that's just gang life.

I wish the days wouldn't fly by.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, they all come flying at you instead in one massively hectic day.

I wish for golf balls to be shaped like squares instead.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Your average driving distance is now an incredible 14 yards!

I wish for no utilities blackouts this winter.

 

[Mahian23]

Granted.You are now in lockdown due to over electricity running from your area openly.

I wish to not get my future wishes horribly corrupted.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it contradicts the very purpose of this thread, which instantly explodes, and the PokéCommunity servers die. Nintendo decides to save PokéCommunity and buys new servers, because it's the biggest Pokémon community, and they change the rules. Now they close every topic about a fangame, every topic discussing videogames other than Nintendo games, every topic questioning Game Freak's decisions. Mentioning Z-moves and Mega-evolutions, as well as the Pokémons that disappeared in Gen 8, becomes an infraction. Every fangame dev is hunted down and sent to feed the Nintendogs.
I hope you're proud of you!

I wish I was the world champion in mental arithmetic.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now ALL you do can is arithmetic. You can no longer use words, just numbers, and only if you do some sort of arithmetic! It's gonna make for interesting conversation, to be sure!
- "How are you doing?'
-"-4X + 7 = 15."

I wish to see the world.