Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but now Iris has a twin who won't leave them alone.

I wish I had a Pokemon chef.

Yeah, that would be nice. Too bad you didn't put that in the form of a wish.

I wish the elemental monkeys could evolve twice.

Granted, but Latias is now also extinct

I wish every one in the world had a Lanturn

@GP56: Hey, I didn't do it this time.
Granted, but 99% of the Lanturn get eaten.

I wish for a picture of a Caterpie.

Granted, but it's never released.

I wish Mew was real.

Granted, but she doesn't want you to find her.

I wish for a Pokedollar.

^It's Corrupt a Wish. What did you expect, a happy ending?
Granted, but it's 4,000 galaxies away.

I wish I could visit Goldenrod City.

Granted, but then you realize that the arrival of Pokemon would mean that the world would become overpopulated. All of our resources would be quickly depleted and the world would fall into chaos as people, animals, and Pokemon must engage in a never-ending war in order to survive.

This thought causes your sanity to slowly deteriorate until you become a threat to society.

I wish for a Skitty.

^I know, I tried too hard on that one.
Granted, but nobody wants one. Not even you.

I wish Alakazam evolved through friendship.

Granted, but she's made of paper mache.

I wish I had the TM for Flamethrower irl.