Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but she runs away.

I wish Cilan was no longer in the anime.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but now Iris has a twin who won't leave them alone.

I wish I had a Pokemon chef.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

Sure, But it's a muk who likes to spit in your food for laughs.

Oh, the wonder that would be if only I had a Pikachu that knew Volt Tackle!

 

[smithtism]

Yeah, that would be nice. Too bad you didn't put that in the form of a wish.

I wish the elemental monkeys could evolve twice.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, in order to evolve them into the last evo, is by reaching level 101. Good Luck With That.

I wish Latias was cuter. (Smith, don't you dare anything horrible)​

 

[valor555]

Granted, but Latias is now also extinct

I wish every one in the world had a Lanturn

 

[smithtism]

@GP56: Hey, I didn't do it this time.
Granted, but 99% of the Lanturn get eaten.

I wish for a picture of a Caterpie.

 

[gameplayer56]

@Smith, I noticed.
Wish granted, you got a picture of a Caterpie...But the thing is, its creepypasta Caterpie.

I wish Pokemon & MSG would cross-over.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it's never released.

I wish Mew was real.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, Mew now lives in Antarctica.

I wish Latias was real & I would easily find her.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but she doesn't want you to find her.

I wish for a Pokedollar.

 

[gameplayer56]

^:\
Wish granted, you got a Pokedollar, but its completely useless here on Earth.

I wish PokeEarth existed.​

 

[smithtism]

^It's Corrupt a Wish. What did you expect, a happy ending?
Granted, but it's 4,000 galaxies away.

I wish I could visit Goldenrod City.

 

[gameplayer56]

^No, I was expecting something a little more creative in your post.
Wish granted, you visited Goldenrod City, but then you woke up, realizing it was a dream.

I wish I knew when Pokemon will start to exist.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but then you realize that the arrival of Pokemon would mean that the world would become overpopulated. All of our resources would be quickly depleted and the world would fall into chaos as people, animals, and Pokemon must engage in a never-ending war in order to survive.

This thought causes your sanity to slowly deteriorate until you become a threat to society.

I wish for a Skitty.

 

[gameplayer56]

^Hmm...
Wish granted, but you forget to feed it every once in while, so it ran away.

I wish Pokemon already exists.​

 

[smithtism]

^I know, I tried too hard on that one.
Granted, but nobody wants one. Not even you.

I wish Alakazam evolved through friendship.

 

[gameplayer56]

^:\
Wish granted, but its almost nearly impossible to get him happy.

I wish Latias was real.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but she's made of paper mache.

I wish I had the TM for Flamethrower irl.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but since humans can't learn Pokemon moves, its completely useless to you.

I wish I finally found Latias.​