Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Snow Phoenix · Feb 27, 2009

Granted, but I move Fragile Rock to Seseme Street and Big Bird moves in.

I wish I could have a PC pair.

Kerotan · Feb 28, 2009

Granted. Your wife is a fat cosplayer from South Dakota named Johnny. >.<

I wish for an awesome PC username + sigpic.

PokemonMichael · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but then they are wiped from your computer because of the p0rn in it.
i wish i wasnt bored.

Kerotan · Feb 28, 2009

Granted. You spend your time running away from FrozenSnowman's new e-wife I mentioned.
Sorry, dude.

I wish for a piece of pie.

PokemonMichael · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but i put cyrinade in the pie.
man youre cruel
i wish i was aloud to drink.

jigglyppuff8 · Feb 28, 2009

Granted. Just try to make obnoxious sounds the next time you you drink water, soda, milk, tea, or juice. Then you'll be drinking aloud.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.

Gymnotide · Feb 28, 2009

Wish granted. It's empty.
You made that too easy.

I wish that this wish does not get corrupted.

Misheard Whisper · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but now this thread dies.

I wish this thread was revived.

Kerotan · Feb 28, 2009

Granted. Now people are granting wishes irrelevant to what the person asked for.

I wish for irony.

Snow Phoenix · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, the e-wife you gave me was your sister.

I wish that the poster above was married to the e-wife he gave me instead.

98monkey1 · Feb 28, 2009

Granted! (Hehehe)

I wish that Shakespeare was still alive and sharing his literature with the world...

Snow Phoenix · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but it is all in Latin which as I know is your weakness! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that Latin was the offical and only Language spoken in the world!

jigglyppuff8 · Feb 28, 2009

Granted. Pokemon was never created because there were no Japanese people.

I wish for a yo-yo.

Snow Phoenix · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but there is no string.

I wish that only Japanese people existed.

Spinor · Feb 28, 2009

Gran─*Dissappears*

godotscript.exe automessage: "Since wish was past tense, godotscript.exe cannot run I_WISH_THAT_ONLY_JAPANESE_PEOPLE_EXISTED.wsh as that would terminate godotscript.exe before wish is granted. godotscript.exe: ACCESS DENIED

*Reappears*

I wish I knew what the hell just happened. @~@

Loud and Annoying Pidgey · Feb 28, 2009

Granted but then you forget.

I wish I was a LIVING wolf with tick-proof fur.

jigglyppuff8 · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but then you are put in a zoo where hundreds of people blind you with cameras everyday.

I wish for a new jacket.

Harry Blue5 · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but it's made of wolfskin and you join Black Pendulum.

I wish for a new foxskin jacket.

Snow Phoenix · Feb 28, 2009

Granted, but you join jigglyppuff8 and BPR in the zoo.

I wish that everyone who made a wish had to put "All hail Jigglypuff" after it or they would get thier wish denied-All hail Jigglypuff

Harry Blue5 · Feb 28, 2009

... Denied?

I wish that FrozenSnowman joined us in the zoo.

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

Kerotan

Gwo. Wuggo-wuggo.

PokemonMichael

Kerotan

Gwo. Wuggo-wuggo.

PokemonMichael

jigglyppuff8

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Gymnotide

8377 | Scorpaeniform

Misheard Whisper

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Kerotan

Gwo. Wuggo-wuggo.

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

98monkey1

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

jigglyppuff8

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Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

Spinor

<i><font color="b1373f">The Lonely Physicist</font

Loud and Annoying Pidgey

« if you still b e l i e v e »

jigglyppuff8

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Harry Blue5

I vill suck your Electricity..

Snow Phoenix

The transient snowman

Harry Blue5

I vill suck your Electricity..