Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I move Fragile Rock to Seseme Street and Big Bird moves in.

I wish I could have a PC pair.

 

[Kerotan]

Granted. Your wife is a fat cosplayer from South Dakota named Johnny. >.<

I wish for an awesome PC username + sigpic.

 

[PokemonMichael]

Granted, but then they are wiped from your computer because of the p0rn in it.
i wish i wasnt bored.

 

[Kerotan]

Granted. You spend your time running away from FrozenSnowman's new e-wife I mentioned.
Sorry, dude.

I wish for a piece of pie.

 

[PokemonMichael]

Granted, but i put cyrinade in the pie.
man youre cruel
i wish i was aloud to drink.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Just try to make obnoxious sounds the next time you you drink water, soda, milk, tea, or juice. Then you'll be drinking aloud.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.

 

[Gymnotide]

Wish granted. It's empty.
You made that too easy.

I wish that this wish does not get corrupted.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Granted, but now this thread dies.

I wish this thread was revived.

 

[Kerotan]

Granted. Now people are granting wishes irrelevant to what the person asked for.

I wish for irony.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, the e-wife you gave me was your sister.

I wish that the poster above was married to the e-wife he gave me instead.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted! (Hehehe)

I wish that Shakespeare was still alive and sharing his literature with the world...

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it is all in Latin which as I know is your weakness! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that Latin was the offical and only Language spoken in the world!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Pokemon was never created because there were no Japanese people.

I wish for a yo-yo.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but there is no string.

I wish that only Japanese people existed.

 

[Spinor]

Gran─*Dissappears*

godotscript.exe automessage: "Since wish was past tense, godotscript.exe cannot run I_WISH_THAT_ONLY_JAPANESE_PEOPLE_EXISTED.wsh as that would terminate godotscript.exe before wish is granted. godotscript.exe: ACCESS DENIED

*Reappears*

I wish I knew what the hell just happened. @~@

 

[Pidove Flying]

Granted but then you forget.

I wish I was a LIVING wolf with tick-proof fur.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but then you are put in a zoo where hundreds of people blind you with cameras everyday.

I wish for a new jacket.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's made of wolfskin and you join Black Pendulum.

I wish for a new foxskin jacket.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but you join jigglyppuff8 and BPR in the zoo.

I wish that everyone who made a wish had to put "All hail Jigglypuff" after it or they would get thier wish denied-All hail Jigglypuff

 

[Harry Blue5]

... Denied?

I wish that FrozenSnowman joined us in the zoo.