The "Explain a Video Game Badly" Game

Bravely Default


Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Defeat the evil king and meet many characters along the way that you'll only ever get to see once in the entire series because Squeenix.

Corpse Party

Infinity War, but it's a Japanese horror film

Morrowind.

CHIM. ALMSIVI, Engraved Ring of Healing.

Metal Gear Solid

Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy Lego Edition

Animal Crossing

Collecting items, paying off a house loan to a raccoon.

Resident Evil:
You have to save the world from zombies, with the help of an friend and have to protect a little blonde girl.

Final Fantasy X
Weak-willed girl with the fate of the world on her shoulders meets her "dream" guy, they laugh about it.

Hyperdimension Neptunia
The 90s console wars for weebs.

Persona 5
Small group of teens juggle school with vandalism and mentally/emotionally scarring adults. Basically Teenage Years: The Video Game.

Senran Kagura
Boobs.

Minecraft
LEGO for Generation Z and Millennials who are too poor to afford the physical kits which cost a fortune these days.

Resident Evil 4
Village is not open to tourists. Leon Kennedy gives no fucks and goes there anyway.

Final Fantasy XIII
Ragtag group of misfits run down many corridors for barely explained reasons.

Let's see if you can guess these:

1. Your archnemesis gets to be a hero for once (albeit unwillingly). Strange beings roam in his guts.

2. An alien invasion you say? Let a ragtag group of heroes with a penchant for cliches take care of it! Also features a boy in goggles.

3. A young boy with a creepy fixation on a seemingly dead maiden goes on a quest to resurrect her regardless of the concequences.

4. NOW LOADING

5. You got a gun, your job is to blast every demon that gets in your way. Good luck.

Final Fantasy XV

BronzeHeart92 said:

Let's see if you can guess these:

1. Your archnemesis gets to be a hero for once (albeit unwillingly). Strange beings roam in his guts.

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Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story?

feel like I should know what one of the others is, but idk

BronzeHeart92 said:

Let's see if you can guess these:

1. Your archnemesis gets to be a hero for once (albeit unwillingly). Strange beings roam in his guts.

2. An alien invasion you say? Let a ragtag group of heroes with a penchant for cliches take care of it! Also features a boy in goggles.

3. A young boy with a creepy fixation on a seemingly dead maiden goes on a quest to resurrect her regardless of the concequences.

4. NOW LOADING

5. You got a gun, your job is to blast every demon that gets in your way. Good luck.

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1 is browsers inside story. 3 is shadow of the colossus. Cant figure out the rest.

BronzeHeart92 said:

Let's see if you can guess these:

1. Your archnemesis gets to be a hero for once (albeit unwillingly). Strange beings roam in his guts.

2. An alien invasion you say? Let a ragtag group of heroes with a penchant for cliches take care of it! Also features a boy in goggles.

3. A young boy with a creepy fixation on a seemingly dead maiden goes on a quest to resurrect her regardless of the concequences.

4. NOW LOADING

5. You got a gun, your job is to blast every demon that gets in your way. Good luck.

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1. Mario & Luigi Bowsers Inside Story
2. Psychonauts?
3. Shadow of the Colossus
4. Sonic 06 (Too Easy)
5. Doom series

strangerhypno said:

1 is browsers inside story. 3 is shadow of the colossus. Cant figure out the rest.

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2 is Wonderful 101 from Wii U, 4 is Sonic 06 and finally 5 is Doom.

....AHEM-

♦Soltatorobo-
World of floating islands and air ships is about to meet it's armageddon unless the hero sacrifices himself; exploring everything from a wrestling mech... You thought this was gonna be Skies of Arcadia?

♦Oni-
Police Mystery Story with professional kung-fu, guns and a beautiful woman who isn't into weapons as deep as a gamer wants but is still awesome to watch fight.

♦Starcraft-
Star Trek converted into a Space Opera with a cast of Orc's to play each character.

♦Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep-
A prequel to the sequel to the other sequel about who get's a keyblade in the future starring Disney.

♦Wipeout-
Mario Kart where Mario is vulnerable and can be eliminated mid race to kill the rubber band mechanic.

♦Steambot Chronicles-
Elder Scrolls where the main focus is side questing.

♦Vectorman-
Megaman's unknown-badass-brother with harder battles and levels.

♦Metal Wolf Chaos-
Mech America Great Again. Enough Said.

♦Revolt-
RC cars on steroids and could replace our military.

♦Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon-
The Treasure Planet Movie sequel we wanted but never got.

♦Terranigma-
Legend of Zelda: A link to the past, Ver 1.9

♦GoldenSun-
Lord of the Rings fantasy epic, minus the one ring and lacking sequels after 'Dark Dawn.'

♦Blinx the Time Sweeper-
Back to the Future in 5 minutes per level.

♦Lost Kingdoms-
Yu-Gi-Oh on Steroids, telling Yami, Jaden and every protagonist of that show to eat it's heart out... And have them fed to the creatures in the game.

♦Little Big Adventure-
Run around to fulfill a great prophecy while throwing your balls to beat your enemies into oblivion.

Minecraft

Let's play The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild- Beta Version.

Vrchat
Beware of Ugandan Knuckles six months ago

Phosphophyllite said:

Minecraft

Let's play The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild- Beta Version.

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Well, you should be right at home with minecraft since you're a 16 year old

CS:GO

A bunch of fidget spinners vs a bunch of fidget spinners

C&C Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge

One thinky boi summons a whole army out of nowhere and wants everyone in his brain

Tiberian Dawn

Greenpeace vs Tiberiumhuggers

Civilization 5

You have been denounced... NOTE: You are not at war!

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1. Mario & Luigi Bowsers Inside Story
2. Psychonauts?
3. Shadow of the Colossus
4. Sonic 06 (Too Easy)
5. Doom series

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You were close haha!