The Big Red Button

You suddenly have a Pokedex mailed to you.

*Pushes the button that blows up Team Rocket HQ*

Oops...you blew up the lake. Cyrus is happy.

Pushes the button that lets us understand dolphins

Dolphins seems to cuss you out all the time.

I wish I had a lot of money. ALOT OF IT.

You made a mistake there. I pushed the button for you and you get NOTHING.

*Pushes the button that makes Hikari shoot all Wikileaks personnel*

Hikari turns into a mass murderer and violently kills anyone who has anything to do with WikiLeaks, along with a bunch of Genwunners, Bronies, people who don't liek Oshawottz, weirdos who want level 9 and under legendaries on the GTS, and every other thing that makes her rage. She stands in the middle of all of her devastation and laughs maniacally, but feels strangely empty now that there is nothing in this universe to rage at. So Hikari goes to the Distortion World and rages at Giratina. End of story.

Pushes the button that makes screech owls appear

A sign appears saying "FAKE HIKARI AHEAD. TREAD CAREFULLY"

*Pushes button that stops Hikari imposter*

A bunny eats some grass.

Pushes the button of unparalleled awesomeness

A new button of parallel awsomeness is created.

*Push the newly-formed red button*

Um... NO.

*presses button that fixes newly-formed button*

Whoops, you are now on some other planet. Stupid plural zones.

Presses button that says forty-two on it XD

There's now a glitch in the Matrix.

*Press button that should fix the glitch, it just so happens to be red*

Hikari does her signature smug stare... and she has gotten much more hilarious than when she had the Assange avatar.

*Pushes red button that resets Ash's entire journey*

Hikari rages in your face so much you can't help laughing.

*Pushes button that bans Julian Assange from entering Hikari territory*

There is now a eight foot wall around HikariLand that has anti-Wikileaks graffiti on it.

*Pushes the button that blows up the lake*

The lake is the Lake of Rage and you get attacked by a Gyarados.

*Pushes button that makes the Apple Logo flash in different colors*

The Mac I am using lights up and gives me a seizure. A message bird then informs you of my death.

As I die, my hand falls on to the "save WILLPOWERPEDRO" button.

I get my answer and find out I am an ugly fusion.

*Pushes button that turns me into a normal human again*