The Big Red Button

[Hikamaru]

A Stunfisk lands on your face.

*Pushes button that burns secret documents saying ENVY*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

The docs are burned. But, Julian already found them.

*pushes the button that helps Hikari with her WikiLeaks problems.*

 

[Zayphora]

Hikari is given a really big fish, which she uses to slap J.A. in the face with.

*Pushes the button that makes the goats act weird*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

I go to the farm. I pet a goat, then it falls over and my family gets sued.

*pushes button that makes us win*

 

[Hikamaru]

You suddenly get envious of Hikari.

*Pushes button that burns secret documents... again*

 

[Zayphora]

Look, a Team Rocket uniform! Aww, it looks like Hikari's two most over used answers to this and the Vending Machine game are in love!

Pushes the button that utterly destroys Youngster Joey's phone

 

[Hikamaru]

Joey goes into rageface and says Rattata should be the mascot.

*Pushes button that recognizes Oshawott's scalchop as priceless*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I find out that something might be wrong with my profile...

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Your profile turns all blue... just like Hikari's. Cue the Snorlax rage!

*Pushes the button that destroys advertising*

 

[Skillah]

Ninja's break into your house, steal your pudding and kidnap you as soon as you pushed the button that killed advertising. They hold you hostage for 9 months in a dark cellar.
With a single spoon, you carve a button that is push able in the the wall.

*you push the button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Now you find chocolate pudding awesome.

*pushes button*

 

[Zayphora]

Pudding falls on your head.

Pushes the button that makes people read my fanfic

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You get horrible muscle spasms.

*pushes button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You-Know-Who pops up and stares at me... the pale face, the white hair *Hikari facepalms*

*Pushes the button that shuts down WikiLeaks*

 

[Zayphora]

WikiLeaks HQ blows up. Unfortunately, it was right next to your house.

Pushes button with Dolan on it

 

[Hikamaru]

You get banned from all Pokemon League Tournaments for having teams consisting of only Legendary Pokemon.

*Pushes the button that recognizes Ash as the Champion*

 

[NatureKeeper]

Universe explodes due to conflict errors.

*Pushes red button that makes a 9001-foot-tall ladder.

Universe explodes due to conflict errors.

*Pushes red button that makes a 9001-foot-tall ladder.

 

[Hikamaru]

Mei becomes the Unova Champion. We all know she's the cutest...

*Pushes button that stops Trainers using Pokemon teams that are Legendary-only*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

They are each given 24 pack of SPIKE Shooter.

*pushes a black button*

 

[Zayphora]

It is now nighttime eternally. Muahhaha

Pushes the pink button