The Big Red Button

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Ruby and Black fuse together and becomes the B2&W2 main character.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You get this infamous meme by mineox100, capitalizing on the success of HikariDerp:

Spoiler:

*Pushes the button that says DO NOT PUSH*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

A speaker appears in your face and says, "YOU HAVE BEEN DEMOTED AS OTHER TRIVIA MASTER. PEDRO HAS ENSLAVED OTHER TRIVIA."

*pushes button that does something to save the world from Dec 21st*

 

[Hikamaru]

Everyone gets saved... not by Pedro, but Hikari.

*Pushes the button that says FREE COPIES OF BLACK 2 & WHITE 2*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Pedro appears and slaps you. But soft because you are a girl and I don't want to get arrested. Maybe just a push. Not a shove, but a light push. There. Light push. Don't call the cops.

*Pushes THE BIG RED BUTTON*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

All the world is sad now that International Caps Lock day is over, and has been for two days. (At least where I am at.)

*Press Big Red Button, sadly*

 

[Hikamaru]

You are riding your bike happily and then you run into long grass. Yep, you have to dismount your bike.

*Pushes the button that cuts down all long grass*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

All organic life was destroyed.

*Drop rock on to red button*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

SELF DESTRUCTION IN 10 SECONDS.

*Pushes button with loop sign on it*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari repeatedly laughs at you.

*Pushes that button that recognizes Hikari as GOD*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster comes and slaps you with his Noodly Appendage for your blasphemy.

*Press maroon button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari demands you join Team Hikari.

*Pushes that button that gives out cards shaped like Oshawott's scalchop*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

The button gives out only Tepig and Snivy cards...

*pushes button that makes me listen to NEWLANDS by JUSTICE again*

 

[Hikamaru]

You are happily listening to it... then your music player dies.

*Pushes the button that allows Japan to finally un-ban the banned Pokemon episode Electric Soldier Porygon*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

The screen in front of you says, "Thanks a lot. You just gave 500 more kids seizures. High-five!"

*Presses button that lets the kids live*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

The kids live on to become secret FBI agents that overthrow the world, now the Earth is run by a supreme dictator who is seven years old named Rick.

*Press red button*

 

[WillPowerPedro]

The button does nothing... on your walk home, your vision becomes blurry and everything seems to be red. You realized you got sniped and you are actually in the video game, HALF-LIFE DEATHMATCH!

*Press virtual game url button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You end up shooting so much light you cause so many Japanese children to have seizures... yep, you are recreating the Electric Soldier Porygon incident.

*Pushes the button that recognizes Cheren as my boyfriend*

 

[Black Hawk]

[SIZE="a"]You have sixty kids.

*pushes red button*[/SIZE]

 

[Zayphora]

Giratina comes and drops a half eaten hedgehog carcass on your head...wait. THATS NOT A HEDGEHOG>.>

Pushes the red buttoon