1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

^ I have just died from laughter lmao

1292 dress as a magypsy....(Friggin hard name to spell). as soon as you walk in your gonna get kicked out.
(psss. this is how they look everyone)

1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.

1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.

^ brb, dying

1301: Run in with a fake nose (a really big one) and a mankini (a bikini for a man), jump on the counter and yell "IM A REAL BOY!!!". Then throw toilet paper at the employees

1302: Wait at the door with a fake beard and a hat. Every time someone walks in, beat them to the floor and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

^ 1305-1310...I dont know what to say

1311: Dress up as Clefairy, go behind a female employee and say "I'll double-slap dat @$$!"

1312: Take all the dart guns, take your clothes off and yell "VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!"

1311.

Get a super goofy dance team and start doing a stupid dance on the shelves (while dressing up as P!nk, of course). But you have to wear giant balloon underwear and open all of the lids on all of da Nutella. :P

1312 dress as peach,grab a frying pan and star smaking away at people

1313:
Walk around with a piece of paper and a water gun full of a cocktail of Ginger, Lime, Onion, and Pepper Juice. Give people paper cuts and then shoot at said cuts with the water pistol.

1314:
Demand to be taken to the 'secret shoppers fort' that's hidden behind the auto care section.

1315:
Cover all the toilets with Cellophane. Over the bowl, under the seat.

1316:
Ask random people if you can have their socks. If they ask why, put a suspicious face on and ask why they're asking.

1317:
Walk in with a beehive.

1318:
Loudly preach about the evils of corn flakes. Over the loud speaker.

1319. Run in dressed as Fluttershy and yell "FINLAND" at the top of your lungs and start painting rainbows on all of the fire extinguishers and shooting everything with water guns full of Dr. Pepper.

1319.
Sing this song:

ChocoboCam said:

1319.
Sing this song:

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That just made my day!

1320. Switch the clean albums with explicit ones you bought at Target.

1321.

Sing 'Sober' and kick the alcohol around then throw oranges at the clerks. :P

1322 . approach the register with condoms, lubricate, a gold fish, and a camera, and ask if they'd like to join

1323.

Scream 'I SUPPORT CLARAERITH!!' and you'll be banned from every single store in the world. xD

1324
Step 1: Fill an empty mayonnaise jar, the biggest you can find, with yogurt.
Step 2: Sit down in the busiest area of the store.
Step 3: Eat yogurt/mayonnaise very loudly and messily while occasionally asking anyone if they want some.
Step: Spill some of the yogurt on merchandise and/or customers.

I was the last poster, but I want to bump it up.
1325 (The time-traveller trick)
1. Put on some old-looking clothes.
2. Run really fast inside and run up to the first cashier.
3. Scream, "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
4. When they answer, say, "It worked. It worked. They said I was mad, but it worked. YES! YES! YES!"
5. Keep running around the store screaming "IT WORKED!" over and over again, and occasionally, "Hello, future person!"

1326. Use shopping carts as bumper cars.

1326

Strip down naked and roll around the floors

1326.

Pretend to have a fit, then jump up, grab a turkey, take off the plastic and stuff it on a staff member's head. xD

1327. Dress up like an emo clown and smear mashed potatoes everywhere.