Type with your eyes closed!

The shepherd tended to the lambs and the sheep. (Wow I got it wrong because I added an extra word in lol, my first time losing this game)

She sells seashells by the seashore.

She sells seashells. Eh gbddesshkfd

i don?t even know how that went so horribly wrong

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck

(Victory! Air guitar time.)

Take me to church. I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies.

Take me to churvh I'llworshi[ like a dog at the shinr of your lies.

Hello there me old chum.

Hello there me old chum

(Left out the full stop but I'm brutal at this. And I could have added it afterwards but I'm honest so hah hah.)

To die will be an awfully big adventure.

%obvdi e will be an awfully big aqdventure.

Mm.

Those who can type this sentence out with their eyes closed and get it 100% correct are truly masters of this game.

Those who can type out this sentence with their eyes closed are truky 2999 msdyrd ig htis amer

Well fuck

She looks so perfect standing there in my American apparel underwear.

She looks so perfect standing there isn?t me American apparel eundjerwear

Ah, the smell of improvement.

The FitnessGram? Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test.

(^ Yes, that was supposed to be Korrina :P)

Seriously tho I'll be doing Pulchritudinous's sentence then as LadyJirachu has no intended sentence to type

The FitnessGram^TM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test.

Now for mine:

My battery is at 12 percent.

My battery is at 12 percent. (answered my own post out of boredom.)

The skyscraper was one thousand feet tall.

The scyscraper was one thousand feet tall.

(I had like, three illegal re-tries and this is all I get... not fair. I thought cheating usually worked out better than this)

Beverly Caine was the most incompetent wizard I have ever met.

bever k cane was the most incomenetn wzard o have ever ey
(Alright, sure :x)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is the best book in the series!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is the best book in the series!

(FUCK YEAH)

Baby, we built this town on memories.

(Uhhh, since Lady isn't necessarily going with the flow, which is okay, I shall just reply to my own)

Baby, we built this town on memories.

(You have no idea how close I came to utter disaster)

I've never been a passenger, no, but we'll see more without a map.

I've never been a passenger, no, but we'll see more without. Map.

Ah, so close.

What even is leap year? It makes no sense.

What even is eap year> Ut najes bi sebse''

(I shouldn't have smirked so smugly while I wrote that up. Jinxed to the teeth, eh what)

Sherlock shot Poirot who strangled Miss Marple who poisoned Morse who didn't care.

Sherlot shot perlot who strnalged ms merlot and didnt care

I knew that was going to go poorly.

In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, salt and sugar

In a large bowl, sift together the flour, baking power and salt and sugar

(ALMOST. Dammit, now I have to initiate sadism mode)

If you must blink, do it now. If you look away, even for an instant, our hero will surely perish.