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Pork floss?

I have an image of bacon strips in those little floss boxes in my head, but I'm pretty sure that's not what it actually is. Care to enlighten me?

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I have an image of bacon strips in those little floss boxes
This will be invented someday.
With the way things are going, Nutella flavored toothpaste will be invented, as well.

But yeah, I have no idea what pork floss is, either.
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It's really good, you could make sandwiches out of it! I don't think it has to be pork, you could probably make it out of any kind of meat if you wanted to. The texture is light and fluffy, but the flavour is very intense because of the soy sauce and how dry it is - so it's got really good contrast.

I think it's an asian thing, so if you've lived in urban California or Hawaii you've probably come across it some time in your life.
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With the way things are going, Nutella flavored toothpaste will be invented, as well.
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It's really good, you could make sandwiches out of it! I don't think it has to be pork, you could probably make it out of any kind of meat if you wanted to. The texture is light and fluffy, but the flavour is very intense because of the soy sauce and how dry it is - so it's got really good contrast.

I think it's an asian thing, so if you've lived in urban California or Hawaii you've probably come across it some time in your life.
Well, now I'm hungry. That looks amazing.
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    Weeeeeeell, this is a strange topic.
    Mayonnaise and pork floss.

    Erm, never fry bacon naked.
    I don't even know what to say right now, but I'm trying very hard to be here. . .
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    Old June 2nd, 2013 (7:40 PM).
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    I've fried a couple of things naked before, usually cuz I'm multitasking frying and showering, so I usually hop downstairs to see if the food's burning yet. It's convenient to have the food ready and your body air-dry at the same time.
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    Old June 2nd, 2013 (7:45 PM).
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    Wait wait wait.

    You're multitasking frying and showering?

    Mind = BOOM.

    (also, frying anything while naked is dangerous, don't attempt it)
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    Old June 2nd, 2013 (7:53 PM).
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    It's not just dangerous, it's MANLY! I suppose it would help if you had a healthy covering of chest hair to cushion yourself from the oil splashes.

    I turn the heat on, shower a couple of minutes, and make sure the food hasn't completely crisped up yet. I do it with dumplings too, and parathas. Sometimes I fail and the smoke detector goes off
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    I suppose it would help if you had a healthy covering of chest hair to cushion yourself from the oil splashes.
    I suppose with my shirt off I should avoid all things above 78˚F for the rest of my life :P
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    It's not just dangerous, it's MANLY! I suppose it would help if you had a healthy covering of chest hair to cushion yourself from the oil splashes.
    I cook in my underwear all the darn time. You don't need chest-hair you just need to fry things properly, if the oil is spitting too much then the heat is probably too high, for frying at least.

    I'm glad I don't have chest hair.
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    I too am glad that you don't have chest hair.
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    Old June 3rd, 2013 (2:41 AM). Edited June 3rd, 2013 by Seki.
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      It's really good, you could make sandwiches out of it! I don't think it has to be pork, you could probably make it out of any kind of meat if you wanted to. The texture is light and fluffy, but the flavour is very intense because of the soy sauce and how dry it is - so it's got really good contrast.

      I think it's an asian thing, so if you've lived in urban California or Hawaii you've probably come across it some time in your life.
      This Snorlax approves of this post.

      Anyway, we have pork floss here, since its an Asian country anyway, we eat it with practically anything, rice, bread, biscuits, well anything you can think of.

      However, its a little heaty and I mostly eat it during Chinese New Year, but most bakeries here sell them, with those pork floss over at the top of the bun.

      Something like...


      And another way of eating it!



      Its pretty much Pork Floss Biscuit.
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      *looks at female sign*

      I too am glad that you don't have chest hair.
      Talking about food and then seeing this mental image of a lady with gross curly chest hair makes me feel .. not so hungry anymore.
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      Talking about food and then seeing this mental image of a lady with gross curly chest hair makes me feel .. not so hungry anymore.
      Talking about CURLY food, even :>
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      What are you talking about, curly fries are great! aha!
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      I too am glad that you don't have chest hair.
      Hey come on people have their own fetishes
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      Maybe I have a fetish for girls without chest hair? :>
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      Upon reaching Paladin's post, I stopped chewing and just sat here with an expression similar to .__.
      Apparently I was too lazy to read the entire post, though, and was sure he was saying it out of experience. Now I can't quite tell.

      You guys discuss such odd things while I'm away.

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          Nope. Not naked. Just shirtless.

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          Whatever that pork thing is, it looks delicious. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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            Yeah indeed that pork floss looks pretty good. Do you put it over rice as a garnish or something?
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              Nope, it's perfectly normal. (Kinda)

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              Uhm, tch, tch, tch, let's see. . .

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