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The Halls of the Screwed
It seemed like a good idea at the time. You did your research. You checked the website. You even looked at TripAdviser reviews. It all seemed to check out and be legit. Against all odds, you somehow seemed to have won a draw you didn't even realize you'd entered. You seemed to be the lucky recipient of a stay at a luxury mansion; fully staffed and begging you to take advantage of its facilities to relax.
But pools, hot tubs, trail rides and tennis courts can all go to hell because what you actually got isn't worth it. There are no staff. Not unless you count the ghostly apparitions you sometimes spot floating ominously down the halls. Luxury is an odd way to describe a dilapidated old building with creaking hallways and whispering walls. The nightmare creature stalking the halls with murderous intent doesn't really lead to a relaxing atmosphere. What's worse is that escape doesn't seem to be an option, every time you try to leave the grounds you just loop back around and come out on the other side of them.
Which assholes wrote those bullshit reviews?
Mechanically, the RP is divided into two segments. First, the Introduction - the brief period of the RP in which your characters arrive at Purgatory Road, meet each other and start to realise that things are a little bit dodgy. Second, the Hunt - the Matron and her ghosts hunting everyone down until none are left.
What you actually do in these segments is pretty much entirely up to you. Outside of those two "chapters", the RP is entirely freeform. You control the Matron and the ghosts. You determine when you're ready to dip out and your character dies. It doesn't matter if you make one post or ten. The entire point is for this to be a bit of quick fun in a different setting than we typically get in the RP sections here.
She stalks the manor on Purgatory Road at night in search of victims. Nobody is really sure why she does it… and nobody ever lives long enough to find out. Maybe she's even the one who writes all those fake reviews.
- All RP and PC rules apply.
- The rating is M.
- Survival is not an option. Everyone dies and the RP ends when none of us are left. It's up to you when you're ready to dip out.
- The setting is horror themed, but this is meant to be a bit of dumb fun. Feel free to lean into the horror and have great character moments. Just remember that, in the long run, The Halls of the Screwed isn't meant to be taken too seriously.
Name:
Age: 18+
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Background: Just some brief info on who your character is. You don't need to go too hard here since the goal is to kill them off anyway.
- gimmepie as Milo Bell
- skywalker as Sergei Kam
- tenfrogs as Touka Kaeru
- Fairy as Adyson Mackenzie
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But pools, hot tubs, trail rides and tennis courts can all go to hell because what you actually got isn't worth it. There are no staff. Not unless you count the ghostly apparitions you sometimes spot floating ominously down the halls. Luxury is an odd way to describe a dilapidated old building with creaking hallways and whispering walls. The nightmare creature stalking the halls with murderous intent doesn't really lead to a relaxing atmosphere. What's worse is that escape doesn't seem to be an option, every time you try to leave the grounds you just loop back around and come out on the other side of them.
Which assholes wrote those bullshit reviews?
What's the big idea?
The Halls of the Screwed is a lighthearted romp through your worst nightmares. Essentially, a quick RP where the goal is to play your characters from the time they arrive at the mansion at the end of Purgatory Road until you decide it's time for them to meet their grizzly end at the hands of The Matron or one of her ghostly servants.Mechanically, the RP is divided into two segments. First, the Introduction - the brief period of the RP in which your characters arrive at Purgatory Road, meet each other and start to realise that things are a little bit dodgy. Second, the Hunt - the Matron and her ghosts hunting everyone down until none are left.
What you actually do in these segments is pretty much entirely up to you. Outside of those two "chapters", the RP is entirely freeform. You control the Matron and the ghosts. You determine when you're ready to dip out and your character dies. It doesn't matter if you make one post or ten. The entire point is for this to be a bit of quick fun in a different setting than we typically get in the RP sections here.
Okay, but who's the Matron?
The Matron is this lovely lady(?).
Spoiler:

She stalks the manor on Purgatory Road at night in search of victims. Nobody is really sure why she does it… and nobody ever lives long enough to find out. Maybe she's even the one who writes all those fake reviews.
What are the rules then?
- As always, GM word is law.- All RP and PC rules apply.
- The rating is M.
- Survival is not an option. Everyone dies and the RP ends when none of us are left. It's up to you when you're ready to dip out.
- The setting is horror themed, but this is meant to be a bit of dumb fun. Feel free to lean into the horror and have great character moments. Just remember that, in the long run, The Halls of the Screwed isn't meant to be taken too seriously.
Where's the sign-up sheet?
Right here. Where it absolutely always was. After all, the mod of the section wouldn't stupidly forget to include this mandatory section. Never.Name:
Age: 18+
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Background: Just some brief info on who your character is. You don't need to go too hard here since the goal is to kill them off anyway.
Who are the victims?
Other than myself, I'm taking a max of six players. I'd prefer to start with a full cast, but if I feel like it's taking too long, I'll kick it off and some people can just arrive late.- gimmepie as Milo Bell
- skywalker as Sergei Kam
- tenfrogs as Touka Kaeru
- Fairy as Adyson Mackenzie
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