1,000 ways to be kicked out of Walmart

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    Just post a way to be kicked out of Walmart.

    1. Put on a Batman costume, and run around screaming "To the Batmobile!"

    EDIT: I am Australian, but I put Walmart to suit all you Americans.
     
    Pick up all the yoghurt you can open it all and poor it all over the nearest employee :P
     
    3. Get caught shoplifting.

    It's a sure-fire way, plus you may even get to meet the police!
     
    4. Drive a car through the front door. Lol imagine that.
     
    5. Put on a Police Outfit, and smash down the door (though it would be hard to smash open a automatic door) saying "Police, open up!"
     
    Rest your balls on the manager's bald head and claim that he must do you bidding or you'll "spill" on him.
     
    Use the different aisles as "dominos"...
     
    Flush away Flushed Away toys inside the toilets literally, clogging them in the process.
     
    9. Play Mario Kart with the shopping carts. Make sure you take advantage of the bananas and turtles in the pet section.

    And I'd suggest for everyone to make sure they keep track of what number they are on (accurately), or the "1000" part of the game loses its meaning.
     
    #10: Get a megaphone and announce to all the shoppers where cheaper prices of their popular products are.
     
    Head to the Lawn+Garden section to get a shovel.
    Knock out the manager.
     
    #15 Demand to speak to their CEO with a confrontational tone and a small media scrum.
     
    18. Create an fortress within the toys section.
     
    19.

    Get a large number of people with golden pants and do this.
     
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