1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[isthatyoudan]

1424

Hold up the store with a banana. Hopefully someone knows how to defend themselves against a man wielding a banana! Bring a pointed stick too, in case someone eats your banana!

 

[Mew]

1425 - REVIVING A THREAD FANCILY

 

[lucariokul]

1426-
Dropping one of my home-made Diversion Detonators on the afro of every employee that I see, and then running around yelling random lines from Michael Jackson songs, pausing occasionally to have epileptic seizures while staring at the security camera. As they come to stop me, the Detonators explode in a flurry of baking powder and vinegar!

 

[Nakala Pri]

1427-

I'll put on a panda costume, do ballet to heavy metal then throw pencils at the staff! :D

 

[Fernbutter]

1428

Picking up a box of cereal and open it. Dump it on the floor then puke on it. Scoop some up, eat it, walk over to the cashier, puke. Go to the managers office, ask for a mop, then puke on the manager.

 

[Talon Flare]

1429
Breaking the glass on where the games are because the guy with the keys takes too long to come

 

[Nakala Pri]

1430-

Get fourteen melons, write 'I hate you' on them then cover them in glue, sprinkle Sprinkles on them then throw them at a clerk while singing 'Pain' by Three Days Grace.

 

[Fernbutter]

1431

You need to first obtain a large, soft but stretchy enough blouse or dress for you to steal a watermelon, put it underneath the clothing acting like you're pregnant, then you walk over to the cashier with normal groceries and stuff, trip on your way out the door. Smash the melon. Then cry as you pick up watermelon pieces.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1432-

Grab a banana, peel it, throw a banana peel at someone and then get a cushion and stand on it and pelvic thrust your way through the store while throwing bread crumbs behind you~

 

[Fernbutter]

1433

Get a pack of tampons or condoms, then ask somebody how to use it.

 

[lucariokul]

1434


Moonwalking circles around anyone who crosses your path, then moonwalk out, and back in without buying anything. Lastly, find every fragile item n the store and throw them at people.

 

[Feraligatr13]

1435

After somehow finding a way to get one of the employees' game cabinet keys, take every single 3DS game with the pricetags on them and stuff them tightly into a 3DS game case which you also steal, with the pricetag on it. Also earns you jail time! How much? I wouldn't know, I wouldn't be stupid enough to actually do this stuff.

 

[Tek]

1436. Dress up like a Snorlax. Sleep in front of the doorway.

1437. Build a campfire and roast weenies in the outdoors section.

1438. Water any and all of the seed packets on the shelves in lawn & garden.

 

[Fernbutter]

1439

Have a mental breakdown in the middle of the store, if anybody tries to console you. Throw a banana at them. (Obtain banana before doing this. Preferably from WalMart)

 

[Fernbutter]

1440 - THIS THREAD SHALL BE SAVED

 

[Yukari]

Steal a flamethrower an axe and a gun and then reenact the Team Fortress 2 "Meet the Pyro" trailer using customers.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Try and grab peoples faces protesting it's a mask, kick a clerk in the nuts with a clown shoe then declare the store a hobo sanctuary before running out with streamers! :D

 

[Fernbutter]

Where the bloody hell are your numbers?!

1443

Walk in the Mart, be like "I got a big croc." *drag in the largest croc you could bring*

*get kicked out*

 

[isthatyoudan]

1443
Buy a bunch of clothing from Walmart. Try to find some of those sensor tags and attach them to the clothes. Leave the store, and when the alarm goes off, look all confused and show the employees your receipt. Then smush the receipt in the manager's face and say, "You thought I was a criminal, so you need to do something nice! The store is MINE!" Then kick all the other customers out and build a fort with merchandise. Use the clothes you bought as ammo for a cannon to keep the employees off your new turf.

 

[Hatsune Mika]

1445

Grt someone to go to the child's section (2 person job) and have someone sy (preferably a child sounding person) "I gotcha where I wantcha, now I'm gonna eatcha"