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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1376 Claim to have been sent back from the future in order to destroy Walmart before it gains awareness and enslaves the world.

1377 Dress like Batman and stand on top of shelves saying only "I am the hero Walmart deserves" when spoken to.
 
1378. Kill yourself, they will get your dead corpse out.
 
1379

Run to a bunch of different departments, hijack their phone and make inappropriate announcements and such, ie. "Hardware store, women's underwear half off, bring the camera!"

Repeat until removed from said store.
 
1380

Turn on and play with the blenders. When someone asks you what you're doing, say that you're making dubstep.
 
1381.

Go to the place where they have those mugs, pour some coffee into them, then some heavy laxative, and hand them out to everyone in the store. But fiiiiirst, lock all the doors and make sure no one can use the bathroom, but wear a gas mask. xD
 
1382

Sneeze on the fruits.
 
1383
Ask if it is the Krusty Krab 1383 times. Loudly.
 
Scream like a banchee with clothes gone and dance then tape
 
1386. Sit on the sink in the oppisite genders bathroom withthe door open and say hi to anyone who passes. if a clerk comes run up to him and shout "give me that (insert random thing here) and run out the store screaming This is Sparta!
 
1387.

Walk up to a clerk and scream; 'Fascist!' then slap 'em and get a cake and dunk it on their head then summon your friends to start eating it off their head. C:
 
1388: for returning back, its particularly bad. Go to every cashier naked and scream sing I just had sex
1389: have a single female cat in heat and a bunch of male cats, I mean ALOT and some catnip.
1390: inject viruses into all the electronics and yell "I am the king of rockland!"
1391: kill babies .-. In the store.... close to the enter exit
 
Scream u all suck n play ufc in walmart naked
 
1393: run around naked pantsing people
 
Run round screaming do you want to go out to everyone while naked with tattoo saying I love u on bicep n flex while sayin it
 
1395: get angry at test consoles and rip tjem out of glass
 
1398. Jump on the guard who checks people and kill him
 
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