1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[UnderMybrella]

444 shout out "Stacks on the manager!" And jump on the manager!

 

[Hikamaru]

445

Claim that you saw fat, fire-breathing pigs in the store.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

446

Dress up as Ash Ketchum and run around the store saying "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

447...Glomp as many people as you can after dumping all the pillows on the floor, so they have a soft landing...

 

[chass1999]

When the intercom comes on yell out "Oh no its the voices again!" -assume fetal pistion-

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

449. Pretend you're Niko Bellic and whack everyone in the store.

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

450. Open an unpayed bag of chips in the store and go eat them in front of the WideScreen TV section.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

451. Two words: Play dead.

 

[Hikamaru]

452

Convince all female workers to cosplay as Bianca and male workers to cosplay as Cheren, then watch all the DualRivalShippers come...

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

453. Break the most valuable item in the store. When the manager comes, blame him and shout, "YOU ARE FIRED!!! GET OUT OF MY STORE OR I WILL BREAK THE WHOLE STORE !!!"

454. If that doesn't work, slap his face with salmon.

 

[Hikamaru]

455

Get all male workers to straighten their tie and then the women will say "Bishie alert!"

 

[Outkin]

456
Hide in the other sex's bathroom, and scare people as they come in.

457
Alternative to above: If you don't want to scare people, then feel free to greet them as they come in. Perhaps show them around and help them do their business.

 

[Porynoir]

457.

Bring a magnet to the DVD section and erase all of the movies.

 

[Zayphora]

458. let a large amount of screech owls into the the store.

459. Dress up as some little kid's mom, and when they ask you for something spin around really fast, put on a fedora, hand them a fishing rod, and run away humming a sneaky song.

 

[Hikamaru]

460

Play the scary music from the shower scene in Psycho and tell over the loudspeaker that you are a serial killer.

 

[Zayphora]

461. Steal a whole bunch of towels and spray paint from the store and spray paint "DONT PANIC" on all the towels. And put them back where they came from.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

462. Tell everyone Spongebob's your dad, and then introduce your pal, John, saying, "here's Johnny..." like in The Shining...

 

[Hikamaru]

463

Go into rageface when customers don't ask you.

 

[Hikamaru]

465

Annoy all the workers by making the price tags into ragefaces.

 

[Eeveemaster9]

466

Switch the price tags around so there is a $100 teddy bear and $5 game system