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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1559

Reenact the transformation scenes from Sailor Moon with toilet paper.
 
1561

Walk in with a backwards cap, scream 'IMA MANKEYY' and then twerk and grind against the clerks. :D
 
Airhead said:
1561

Walk in with a backwards cap, scream 'IMA MANKEYY' and then twerk and grind against the clerks. :D
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I think you'd get kicked out without the backwards cap too, haha.

1562

Walk in, scream 'IMA MANKEYY' and then twerk and grind against the clerks.
 
I think you'd get kicked out without the backwards cap too, haha.
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Darn right! 8D

1563

Wear a beige coat, a black fedora and some shades and nudge customers and say 'The red turkey flies at noon. The zebra of Arabia travels far to achieve his goals...' and then frisk them and plant stolen items in their clothes. :D
 
I tried that, didn't get kicked out. Maybe because my coat was more brownish instead of beige?

1564

Start a band called Walmart, then proceed to don't show up to band practice and yell at your bandmembers.
 
1565
Cross out Wal in everything and replace it with a k.
 
1566

Walk in with a cloak covering your face, holding a banana. Place the banana in the middle of Walmart and start worshiping it. Then rip off your cloak and sing 'HAVE MY BABIES, GAI SENSEIIIIIIIIII!!!!' and run around Walmart nude.

1566

Walk in with a cloak covering your face, holding a banana. Place the banana in the middle of Walmart and start worshiping it. Then rip off your cloak and sing 'HAVE MY BABIES, GAI SENSEIIIIIIIIII!!!!' and run around Walmart nude.
 
I don't wanna let this thread die lets see if i can revive it since others obviously dont feel like it ;)

1567
Ask a manager for a discount
 
1568 - Can I get my nobel peace prize now?

Bug the manager until he either...
1: Kicks you out
2: Gives you whatever you want then kicks you out
3: Kicks someone else out to vent out some anger
 
1569

Start a fire in the store and dance around it till it starts rainign inside.
 
1570
Can I have a Nobel Peace Prize?
Ask for the Nobel Peace Prize.
 
1572

Perform the Harlem Shake. You'll get kicked out for beating a dead horse.
 
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