1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Gligar]

1578

Grabbing a groom and saying "You shall not pass!"

 

[Kirito-kun]

1579
Kick the manager out saying "NO PETS ALLOWED!"

 

[Light Espeon]

1580

Start an advertising campaign for Target.

 

[CG1789]

1581:

Yelling 'THIS! IS! WALMART!' and pushing over a shelf unit.

 

[Arsenic]

1582:

Hiding behind the toilet paper and tackling the poor fool who happens to walk by

 

[Adam Levine]

1583. Scattering Lego bricks everywhere on the floor, hoping for people to step on them.

 

[Arsenic]

@Above I don't know how your walmart is but at mine people wear shoes >-> They tend to render legos ineffective....

1584:

Storage container fort in aisle* 6! Prepare for siege!

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

1586. Get yourself and nine friends to do a real-life Smite match in the aisles.

 

[Arsenic]

1587:

CoD Search and Destroy with sharpies as bullets. Actually done this one >.>

 

[Ewery1]

1588 Turn into a galapagos tortoise and very slowly start eating people

 

[That Funny Guy]

1590

Running around screaming "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!"

 

[Adam Levine]

1591. Make ice cream floats when you've paid for neither the soda or the ice cream. Make a big one, too.

 

[That Funny Guy]

1591

Evil laugh at a potato for HOURS

 

[Socratic]

1592

Graffiti onto a wall 1591 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.

 

[TogeKisser]

1593

go up to a clerk and start compaining to him in a different language and act like you don't know what he's saying. then grab a fruit, throw it at him and run out of the store yelling "allihuakba!"

 

[Adam Levine]

1594. Loiter in the wine section.

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

1595

run into the meat section yelling; It's horse meat!!!

 

[JOBO]

1596

Hop on the tricycles and have a race to the electronics section.
Trust me, you get kicked out. :P