1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[Meadow]

597. Show Nurse Joy your Diglett's legs. :P

 

[Lycanthropy]

598. Try to sell your clothes to the shop. Yes, the ones you're wearing.

 

[Meadow]

<This one is directed at Lycanthropy>

599. Reveal that you are an evil Sandshrew, and turn Nurse Joy into a Sandshrew!

 

[Lycanthropy]

600. Steal all the antidotes and full heals from the shops so that everyone will die from (food) poisoning.

Totally has nothing to do with the post above, nope.

 

[Meadow]

601. Pretend that you're a nice kid, and then offer Nurse Joy some ice cream. Little does she know that a Sandshrew actually poisoned it!

Steal all the antidotes and full heals from the shops so that everyone will die from (food) poisoning.

Omg that's sooooooo evil! >:)

 

[Lycanthropy]

602. Try to use Dig in the Pokémon Center to get back outside. (Walking all the way back to the door is so much effort, y'know.)

 

[G0!d]

603. Try to use Attract on Nurse Joy. Prepare Teleport just in case.

 

[Meadow]

604. Mistake the Pokémon Center for the Pokémon Day Care, and ask Nurse Joy to breed your Pokémon with a Ditto.

 

[Lycanthropy]

605. Challenge Nurse Joy for a Pokémon battle, which she can't decline according to the laws in the Pokémon world, meaning she has to temporally leave her counter and make everybody wait.

 

[Meadow]

Challenge Nurse Joy for a Pokémon battle, which she can't decline according to the laws in the Pokémon world, meaning she has to temporally leave her counter and make everybody wait.

In addition to this...

606. Make Nurse Joy black out after defeating her in a battle, and then take her to another Pokémon Center so that a different Nurse Joy could heal her. :p

 

[ProfChaos]

607. step1. Catch wailord. step2. go to pkm center. step3....

 

[G0!d]

#608. Force Nurse Joy to cure a Pokerus instantly.

 

[Lycanthropy]

609. Force-feed Nurse Joy Pokéblocks.

 

[Hikamaru]

610

Force Nurse Joy to change her appearance.

 

[G0!d]

#611. Look for other nurse aside from Nurse Joy.

 

[Meadow]

612. Drive a sports car into the Pokémon Center! There's a time and place for everything, right? :D

 

[LilyGardy]

613 Tell Nurse Joy of the time you were under a curse where you were turned into a Pichu.

 

[Meadow]

614. Somehow turn Nurse Joy into a Lilligant, and use her as a decoration for your Secret Base. xD

 

[LilyGardy]

614. Somehow turn Nurse Joy into a Lilligant, and use her as a decoration for your Secret Base. xD

Nurse Joy would make a great Lilligant. :)

615. - Ask Nurse Joy how much she is being paid to have her hair like that.

 

[Meadow]

616. Ask if Nurse Joy's hair is actually a wig... come on, do we really believe that they all have the exact same natural hair? :p