How to seduce a staff member

[Ho-Oh]

Easily.

In every post you state a way to seduce a staff member, just... don't actually refer to one in particular.

Examples:
I want to have your babies
You're hotter than chicken noodle soup

 

[Tater Tot]

I love the seat warmers on this car. They get you hot, they bring you so much pleasure! They feel so.. good. *sighs* Sometimes you just... take your pants off.

 

[Aizuke]

Infractions turn me on, bby.

 

[Brien]

All I have to do is walk up to them in a G-String and a pirate hat.

How do you think I got 5th Tier


(Jk)

 

[Ruphire]

Hey can you help me unload these packages? They're sooooooo heavy....

 

[Tater Tot]

Hey, why don't we run to the Toy Store? There's some balls that I would love to play with.

 

[Ruphire]

That's a good one ^

Hey lets go to the store I need to buy PROTECTION so I don't catch any of those nasty diseases.

 

[Brien]

My name is Brien, but you can call me tonight. xD

 

[Aizuke]

Your colour username looks damn sexy on you~ ♥

 

[Ruphire]

You know.. Have you ever noticed how cold it is in here? I think we should warm up.

 

[Tater Tot]

Hey, I love that Milkshake stand. It's where I saw that pair of Vanilla Creams you got there.

 

[Zebra Thunderhead]

Can you please color ME evil?

 

[pokewhore]

Two times a day, seven days a week, both ways! ;)

 

[Ruphire]

You know I think we should make a sandwhich.. I get top.

 

[Tater Tot]

Birds can do it, we can do it, let's stop talking, let's get to it!

Lawl, that's the theme song of a show that i know.

 

[parallelzero]

I'd love to close your thread.

But in all seriousness, I am. Sorry guys, but this really isn't appropriate for the forum. oo;; Remember younger teens and kids come here.

 

[mewthree w/armor]

Either way, best topic EVAR!