Pokemon jokes!

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    Have you made up any funny (or awful) Pokemon jokes lately? Post them here!

    Did you hear about the grumpy Metagross?
    He was ill-tempered.

    How do you know if someone has ahd a bad game corner day?
    Their face is mauville.

    What do you say to someone who brags about how much their breeding Pokemon produce?
    "You're eggzaggerating."

    Why did all the other Pokemon like the Blaziken?
    Because she was a hot chick.

    Do Treecko's evolutions usually believe tall tales?
    Nope. They're very Sceptile.

    What does a sick electric-type say?
    Pik-ACHOO!

    Did you hear about the low-fat Pokemon?
    Butterfree!
    (ok, so those last two were from Team Rocket, but they're still pretty good jokes)

    What do you call a fairy Pokemon living close to a sheer drop?
    Cliffairy.

    What do you call a prankster Pokemon?
    Tricko.

    Which Pokemon light the way in dungeons?
    Torchic.

    What do you call a girl who evolved from a Feebas?
    A Maylotic.
     
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    Hahahaha! Good one! I'll put more jokes on my first post soon.
    I'm constantly putting more jokes on the first post, so keep checking it!
     
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    No offense but those are lame. Better than what I could do, though.
     
    Heres one

    A picachu is so fat it went out side and everyone shouted 'Taxi!'

    Whats purple and invisable?
    This gastly

    Your pyduck is so dumb it triped over its cordless phone
     
    Ok my bro told me this one "what do you get when you cross a tooth pick and a cold"? A pic-achu
     
    What Pokemon work at supermarkets?
    the cash Registers.
     
    Here's one. It's lame though.
    What do you call turtles in war?
    Warturtles.Get it.
     
    I have some
    Your Snorlax is so fat, when it sits around the house, it REALLY sits around the house
    May's shorts are so tight that by the time they come out, her farts sound like squeaks.
    May's shorts are so tight that when she takes them off, you can see the imprint of her Pokedex.
    May's shirt is so tight that everytime she breaths out, a button shoots out so fast it can puncture a speaker.
    Ash's pants are so stiff, he can stand while sitting!
    Ash's pants are so stiff, he can stand and sleep!
    What's a Miltank's favorite cartoon series? Teenage Mootant Ninja Turtles!
    What does a Miltank say when it's too quiet? Turn up the moosic!
    Some of my jokes may have sucked. I'm a terrible joker but I try.
     
    May's hat is so tight her brains are being squeezed out her ears.
     
    Hahahaha!!! Those Are funny! I Really Liked yours SADM!
    Heres Mine...
    "Whats Red,White,Bounces Everywhere And Zaps Everything?"
    "Basketball Voltorb"
     
    Hahahaha!!! Those Was funny...
    What should an old Torkoal say to a young Torkoal?

    "You are too young to smoke..."
     
    Why did Pikachu Cross the road?

    To prove to Ash that he wasn't chicken. (drums)
     
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