A spider was creeping up on me in the shower

I would have done the same thing tbh. Either that or I would have passed out :(

I have arachnophobia really bad :< If anyone else has this, you know how bad it is to see a spider.
 
For all you know, had you let it bite you you'd have become Spiderman.
 
Nah, Batman just has money.
 
flight said:
Some spiders are actually cute, you know. :<

...Not that I would want one near me.
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Belly rubs!!!
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Well maybe the spider wanted to go down the drain. I heard of a song about a spider that climbed up a water spout, got washed out by rain, then redeemed itself on its second attempt. It's a pretty weird track, but that's how our culture works I suppose...
 
Sycamorph said:
This spider was a perv anyway, so no, you are not the bad person here.
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omg I know right!

I can attract spiders but not people what the

MiracleGhost47 said:
Well maybe the spider wanted to go down the drain. I heard of a song about a spider that climbed up a water spout, got washed out by rain, then redeemed itself on its second attempt. It's a pretty weird track, but that's how our culture works I suppose...
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He probably made it back out to be honest. I dare not to wander into the bathroom anytime soon in fear of my safety. And by safety I mean my home as I will burn the house down.

I once heard of a story about an angry wolf who blew houses down. I don't think I have enough strength for that though

Maybe if I was spiderman
 
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Witari S.N.C. PageEmperor said:
What if it was a snail instead of a spider?
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How common are snails where you live that one would get into your shower?
I see a snail every few years, if even that.

Also I think snails are adorable, so you are officially a bad person. There, I said it.
 
Oh god I did that before, and it came crawling back out like 2 weeks later, after I had long forgotten about it. Probably would have been best to just kill it, who knows if it'll come crawling back out when you least expect it :x
 
Castform said:
I would have done the same thing tbh. Either that or I would have passed out :(

I have arachnophobia really bad :< If anyone else has this, you know how bad it is to see a spider.
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Arachnophobia is just a politer way of saying that spiders are too cool for you to feel comfortable around. There is one species in particular where the newborns utterly eat their mother. The generosity of a mother like that is truly moving. How good is yours?
 
MiracleGhost47 said:
Arachnophobia is just a politer way of saying that spiders are too cool for you to feel comfortable around. There is one species in particular where the newborns utterly eat their mother. The generosity of a mother like that is truly moving. How good is yours?
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Why am I now picturing humans being born like that?

please god why nO

Although imagine how much $$$ we could make if we turned that into a horror movie
 
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MiracleGhost47 said:
Arachnophobia is just a politer way of saying that spiders are too cool for you to feel comfortable around. There is one species in particular where the newborns utterly eat their mother. The generosity of a mother like that is truly moving. How good is yours?
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My mother is not nice enough to let that happen, so I've gained a little bit of respect for spiders already.
 
Sopheria said:
Oh god I did that before, and it came crawling back out like 2 weeks later, after I had long forgotten about it. Probably would have been best to just kill it, who knows if it'll come crawling back out when you least expect it :x
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You know what the worst thing in the world is? When you see a spider and go to spray it or move it and you turn your head for LITERALLY one second and you look back and it's gone.

They know THEY KNOW.
 
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