Ah, the Embarrassing Stories.

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    Have your parents ever told you a story of something really stupid or funny you did when you were a kid? Perhaps it's gruesome? Something that other's might not really want to know?

    Well I made the thread, I'm curious!

    For example, my mom told me a story of when I was 2 years old.

    My brother is 8 years older then me, thus, he was 10 when this story took place. We were both sitting in the backseat of the car, and he was teasing me, pinching my cheek and tickling me. Now, I, am I very unpleasant person when pissed off. Even more so as an infant.

    So my mom told me that she could hear me getting mad, but when wasn't I mad? So she didn't pay much attention, as she was engrossed in watching buildings pass as my dad drove. But all of a sudden, she heard a loud 'SMACK', and crying.

    Yeah that's right. I slapped my brother good and hard for ---- me off and he started crying. xDD 2 years of age > 10 years of age

    So what about you guys?

    Note: Try to watch the language, please. :x
     
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    When I was younger, not sure what age maybe 2 or 3, I was at my grandparents house and I was walking around and got in to a can of my grandfathers dip. Then to make along story short I ate the contents of the can and threw up all over. Now I bet that is somthing no one wanted to hear.
     
    Alrighty. Well.
    My dad told me of a time that I drank out of the toilet, when I was about four XD;

    Some other stories they told me that aren't all that embarassing...
    I caught a deadly disease when I was like, two months old. My mum left when I was like, four months old. Yeah, my life is like, so interesting 8DDD!

    ..
    x___O
    Edit: Oh yes, and I got my head stuck in a hole in a wooden fence.
    Good times.
     
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    Hmmmmm.... well i can relate to anger problems, as when i was 5 and my brother was 7, i couldn't stand losing at games. So one day we were playing a board game (i don't know which) when he wins. I got so angry, that i scratched him down the arm and tore some of his skin of xD
     
    Oh I thought of another one, when I was 7 my little brother who was 4 at the time hit me on the head with a hammer. Thankfully he wasn't stong enough to make more than a little bump,
     
    2 years ago, I was getting a hug from Trish Stratus In the Oshawa centre and by accident before I was going to hug her I tripped and my hands went all over her Stuff if you know what I mean <.< It felt good but still embarresed becuase everyone was laughing xD
     
    o.O When I was 10 and my brother was like 12 or 13, he came at me with a big knife(like Crocodile Dundee's) and a mini baseball bat. O.o He shattered the bat over my head...man that hurt.....
     
    I got one story, that happened recently.

    Well sweeties, it happened durring my college student orientation, which was a few hundred miles away. Before my parents and I left, my mom packed some tight fitting shirts for me. Usually I wear loose fitting and baggy clothes. Anyway, when I was at the orientation, I felt so embarrassed wearing those tight fitting shirts, since...welll they show off my body...(FWY I have muscular chest, but I HATE showing it off.. Don't know why.)... Girls well attracted to me too...which creeped me out since, well that never usually happens. XD

    But yeah, kinda weird sweeties, but that was embarrasing. XD
     
    xD Parents pack you the worst clothes ever. That must've really sucked.

    Anyway, here's a more gruesome story, so if you're eating, don't read this. ;3

    K so, another me and my bro story. As I stated earlier, I have issues with people who make me mad. So at that point in time, I loooooved mango's. Like, LOVED them. But one day, my brother took the last piece! I was so mad that I squeezed his mouth open, plucked the mango out of his mouth, and went off to eat it. *lulz* I don't remember this.

    And just recently, in Japan, my brother ate the last piece of gum, and I would bet anyone that my breath smelled like crap. No way was I walking around in the prescence of really hot Japanese guys with my breath radioactive. SO I squeezed his mouth open again and chewed it myself. *shot* It tasted really really strange at first, but eventually I forgot about it and chewed it like regular gum. *hahaha*
     
    Isn't there a Most Embarrasing Moments thread in OC? Strange, considering a mod made this. I would report it but I'm not sure...

    To stay on topic, uhm, I once went outside completely dressed in girl clothes ^_^"
    I was little!
     
    I smacked my face off of a coffee table when I was two... I have a scar under my eye now from it...

    Umm... when I was maybe 6 years old, my parents have a video tape of me picking my nose then wiping it on my bed sheets. xP I WAS SIX... I WAS CURIOUS!

    Hum... That's about it, not much to say.
     
    Shinji_ said:
    2 years ago, I was getting a hug from Trish Stratus In the Oshawa centre and by accident before I was going to hug her I tripped and my hands went all over her Stuff if you know what I mean <.< It felt good but still embarresed becuase everyone was laughing xD
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    I bet people don't mind shaking your hand. XD

    Jeremy said:
    I got one story, that happened recently.

    Well sweeties, it happened durring my college student orientation, which was a few hundred miles away. Before my parents and I left, my mom packed some tight fitting shirts for me. Usually I wear loose fitting and baggy clothes. Anyway, when I was at the orientation, I felt so embarrassed wearing those tight fitting shirts, since...welll they show off my body...(FWY I have muscular chest, but I HATE showing it off.. Don't know why.)... Girls well attracted to me too...which creeped me out since, well that never usually happens. XD

    But yeah, kinda weird sweeties, but that was embarrasing. XD
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    *Senses newbies thinking you're a muscular girl*

    One time my mom and I were going through the drive-thru of McDonalds, and apparently, I was really thirsty, so I put my tongue through the straw hole, and I guess it got stuck and I started freaking out. I was like, 3 or 4 I think. Eesh. XD
     
    My cousins used to dress me in uber-girly clothes when I was younger and I'd come out of the dressing-room wearing a tutu and tiara with a pissed-off look on my face. XD

    I was 5 and tomboyish ~

    Dragonslayerboy, yeah there is; I made that thread actually; XD
     
    dragonslayerboy said:
    Isn't there a Most Embarrasing Moments thread in OC? Strange, considering a mod made this. I would report it but I'm not sure...

    To stay on topic, uhm, I once went outside completely dressed in girl clothes ^_^"
    I was little!
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    Mmm, actually, feel free to report this thread, but next time, don't post. xD It's kind of annoying when one posts just to state they're reporting the thread, because it rubs off in a condescending way. I wasn't aware there was a similar thread in the OC, so my apologies; I only looked through the Other Voting Polls when making sure there wasn't a thread like this.

    And moddies can make mistakes too, so I don't think it's all that strange. ;< *I seem to have a tendency to make the most mistakes, lul* But also, this isn't just embarassing, it's funny things too, so... I don't know. *shot for having no expertise*

    Hoshi-sho: Alcohol, at the age of 1-3? DD: That's dangerous dude.

    I used to have the strangest fashion sense ever. I would insist to wear a T-shirt, with shorts, and boots. <--- Yes. Boots. And I would always end up squirming whenever my mom tried to do my hair, so there was always a HUGE cowlick in my hair, no matter what time of day it was lul.
     
    I dare someone top this one time last year the cops at to wrestle me down and the works i was only 16 but that was real embarssing
     
    Haha, I can't think of anything that I used to do. XD I'll post again if I think of it though.

    I can remember one time with my brother though--we've always lived out-of-province compared to our grandparents, so one day we were gonna phone my grandpa. XD So we tell my brother, and he takes a deep breath and starts yelling "GRANDPA? GRAAANDPAAA?" as if he could be heard kilometres away. He didn't understand that call meant...with a phone, not our voices. :B
     
    мizuκi said:
    Yeah that's right. I slapped my brother good and hard for pissing me off and he started crying. xDD 2 years of age > 10 years of age
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    What a supergirl moment... or more precisely, what the hell a thing to ble to pull off at age 2.... saaavvvaaagery... I didn't know it was possible at age 2.

    When I was 2 all I did was throw toys, break things and cause accidents. :x

    ...x_x I have no specific stories to share.
     
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